Word of the Fris

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Committing a pointless foul in an unwinnable game is punishable by cock-punches #finalfour #revelations4:4

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13-6 nice game beavers #winnerwinner #nofieldpermits #tournamentcancled #undefeated @bigmuffnuts @MITultimate

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In a chaotic fall league, sheep swarm the grain. Only vets can shepherd them to safety. Jackson to Romeo saved the day. #skyed #lastpoint

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Once, in an end zone far far away... one team dreamed they could win it all. After many beers and consumed handles, this is Bar Wars

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In the beginning, God created the heavens and the turf. Then he got bored and created a disc and some endzones

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He who shares a bed with another man in a foreign home is often tired with heavy legs and minor red burns, but not always. wordofthehomeless

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Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man likely the driver to the tournament.
-Broverbs, 15:3 @UltiProblems

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History became legend. Legend became myth. IceFest passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, Smirnoff snared a new victim.

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Reject ye the false prophet Wham-O. There is but one true disc.
-The Book of the Fris: 3:1

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Know thine enemy. Even the most sophisticated missile cannot shoot down a horse. - The Book of the Fris, 2:25 @AnthonySPRomeo

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May the force be flick.

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"And those who doubted Fris and his omnipotence proclaimed to the stars their wish to sever their allegiance...

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...and relinquish their title as one of his disciples. But He would not be so easily swayed" - Disk 14:3

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"Then came a man starving for an answer. He wished to attain the knowledge of all scribes...

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...so he could be fully enlightened by the Book of Fris. Let us all embrace this scholar's destiny as our own."

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"And within their private counsel, his personal salvation was found. For only then was he set free from the Alias and released from the ties

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that bound. However, he did not rejoice: his life was now solitude, and no longer could he reside in the House of the Fris." - Genocide 2:17

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"May your hucks forever be deep, and their poaches forever fruitless" - Broverbs 20:20

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And with the most silent of whispers the shunned departed the shadows of despair and disquietude and was joined and embraced by the believer

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...and yay, together they rejoiced: 'Disregard my email.' May the force be flick." - Timmis 3:16