who me?

let me overthink in silence.

[who me? @WordPlayyy]

Dear @drinkspindrift what is this atrocity? I swear it’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever tasted in my LIFE. Not even a hint of peach, and it doesn’t even taste like green tea! What are we DOING???? 🫪🥴

[Kiki Danger @itskikidanger]

on her way to ask leading questions

[Joy Joy @Joyoky1]

Losing respect for someone goes way deeper than just being mad at them. I can get over being mad, but once I look at you differently? Yeah, there's no coming back from that.

[who me? @WordPlayyy]

So the new @DutchBros in GT is the slowest DRIVE THROUGH I’ve ever been to in my life. You’d think they were making lasagna from scratch or something!? We’ve been sitting here for over 10min with no worker, no help, nothing. This will be the reason this location will fail

[parks @parkersity_9]

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

[who me? @WordPlayyy]

Damn @BigXthaPlugg baby who hurt you?? This album is depressing!

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Active shooter in Jefferson High School, also. American gun violence.

[who me? @WordPlayyy]

I may not agree with his political views and ideals, but he’s still a father and husband. His freedom of speech is no different than mine regardless how I feel about what he’s saying

[who me? @WordPlayyy]

The rage that will follow this shooting will far surpass all of the innocent children who have lost their lives in school shootings.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

This is going to blow your mind

“Me and my wife went and did the pre approval process for a mortgage loan yesterday and what the f*ck are you talking about”

“We're looking at the numbers, looking at our income, looking at our credit, and they have us at $450,000 — They have our mortgage after PMI, after insurance, after taxes; at $4,636 a month. What the f*ck are you talking about”

“For the average American, this is way f*cking far out of reach”

Interest terms in this country are out of control and should be federally illegal

A $450,000 home now costs $1,668,960 after interest and fees on a 30 year mortgage in America

Total cost: Principal ($427,500) + Interest ($897,840) + Taxes/Insurance/PMI ($343,620) = $1,668,960

You just paid $1,668,960 for a $450,000 home…

This is how much it costs to buy a home in one of the most affordable states in America, Texas

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

This is what a real tsunami looks like.
Over 2 meters of vertical displacement measured at Midway, a huge signal for deep water.
Waves like this amplify near shore.

Hawaii and other Pacific coasts: this one’s not minor.

[Respectfully Justin @JustinLaboy]

‼️‼️‼️ #Respectfully

[who me? @WordPlayyy]

I’ve never been more excited for a stream in my ENTIRE LIFE

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

Breaking News - Alan Jackson will be breaking his media silence by exclusively coming on the Turtleboy Live Show on Saturday night at 9 PM. It won't be as long as the other interviews, but he has something he wants to say. I look forward to the opportunity. See you then!

[who me? @WordPlayyy]

@DoctorTurtleboy First one was a butt dial

[مريم حسنا @Maryamhasnaa]

You won’t have to perform and do a bunch of extra stuff to get the right people to like you. The natural ways you are just being yourself will be enough once you let certain people get to know you.

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

John Depetro smashed someone’s tail light in an attempted hit and run.

[Valerie @queen__valerie_]

The face of Corruption. #KarenReadTrial

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

If I’m on the jury and Auntie Bev won’t answer my question my response is simple - “fuck this cunt, let’s just vote not guilty and go home.”

[who me? @WordPlayyy]

Who gives a fuck if this man ate a sandwich?!

#hankbrennan
#freekarenread

[Microdots @DropMicrodots]

It didn't hit him so it doesn't matter: It would have literally been better if Hank Brennan did no cross examination at all. #KarenRead