kelli

let’s go geocaching

[kelli @wordsbykelli]

I miss Pittsburgh

[kelli @wordsbykelli]

Can’t help but photo dump lake como spams

[kelli @wordsbykelli]

Can’t wait to mix cold brew and vodka later and call it an espresso martini

[kelli @wordsbykelli]

Trader Joe’s mango slices have NO business being this good

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

everything frozen from trader joe’s is so good like joe puts his entire pussy into the frozen foods section and we don’t deserve it

[kelli @wordsbykelli]

If you don’t cry on your birthday are you even a Cancer

[kelli @wordsbykelli]

Someone buy me every dress on the Zara website rn to make me feel better

[kelli @wordsbykelli]

I forgot how bad the first day back at work after vacation is💀

[kelli @wordsbykelli]

I’ve worked myself into a near meltdown over outdoor furniture shopping so I think it’s time to go to bed

[kelli @wordsbykelli]

@GraceBe4Mealz A very valid flavor to judge someone on

[kelli @wordsbykelli]

If you went on a first date with someone to go get ice cream, what’s a flavor you would judge them for ordering? Mine would be butter pecan

[kelli @wordsbykelli]

It’s so weird watching the mean girls from your highschool become mommy bloggers

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

all i want is to be drunk on cheap tequila shots in a sweaty karaoke room at 2 a.m. screaming alanis morisette lyrics while the guy i like sits in the corner making out with someone else, is that so much to ask

[kelli @wordsbykelli]

@robyncaplan 👍🏼💀🆘👀🖤...oh god

[kelli @wordsbykelli]

Everyone on my Instagram feed is pregnant and I’m drunk in an IKEA

[Mindy Furano @MindyFurano]

1 glass of wine: nice
2 glasses of wine: this rules
3 glasses: I want to smooch
4 glasses: suicidal ideation

[kelli @wordsbykelli]

It turned out great for anyone concerned

[kelli @wordsbykelli]

Today wasn’t the best but at least I can still get st*ned in my kitchen and make tortilla soup

[kelli @wordsbykelli]

I wish I didn’t love picklebacks as much as I do

[Jen Grant @Jen_Grant13]

New concept: a fake ID but one that says that I’m under 26 so I can keep my health insurance