ev

Former youngest person in the world. He/him.

[ev @wordsfromevan]

Gonna try to start writing about music again, just uploaded most of my old reviews to a blog: https://t.co/YRddWQphUt check it out if you’re interested, smash that mf like button, and pls let me know if anything doesn’t work

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

There's a damn cheeto in the white house

[ev @wordsfromevan]

Hey! Moby Dick is
about a whale,
by Herman Melville,
so call me Ishmael

[A Place For Owls @aplaceforowls]

the album "how we dig in the earth" by denver emo band a place for owls

[Eat Your Own Ears @EatYourOwnEars]

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[ev @wordsfromevan]

@electricbrixton @agcook404 Do you have stage times please?

[Eat Your Own Ears @EatYourOwnEars]

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[ev @wordsfromevan]

@Bee_Oh_Dee Yup, and a dickhead to boot (most wronguns are I suppose)

[ev @wordsfromevan]

Mea? Hardly even Culpa!

[FC Gortz @NeilGortz]

Happy Walking Circulatory System day to all who celebrate.

[ev @wordsfromevan]

1. This is going to suck
2. I will be there no matter what

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A live-action ‘MASS EFFECT’ series is in the works at Amazon.

Daniel Casey will write & exec produce the series.

(Source: https://t.co/eB2gtO5KpH)

[B O G ~ D W E L L E R @real_bogdweller]

what lewis means here is harris adroitly followed the sensible centrist rules on winning elections and it did not work. and because all sensible adults in the room know There Is No Alternative, the point of failure must be elsewhere, perhaps in the hearts of voters themselves

[November @postoctobrist]

genuinely think if she had gone ‘I will fix the economy unlike that useless asshole Biden or that freak rapist Trump and end the genocide’ she could have squeaked a win

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

whatever you think of the us election result it does mean that trump is going to meet starmer and he will absolutely give him a nickname

[Creek @yeoldecreek]

Cancel your plans, listen to this now, try not to cry, cry a lot.

[Gareth Dennis @GarethDennis]

Good news! I fully expect that public apology to land later this week then, at which point I can start getting on with my life again.

[November @postoctobrist]

That’s a funny way of saying ‘we have taken urgent stopgap action to remedy a danger we insisted didn’t exist and which our chair got a railway engineer fired for pointing out’

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

“A touching posthumous ceremony, as Paddington had succumbed in August to the Legionnaires’ disease he contracted while held aboard the Bibby Stockholm barge as his asylum claim was processed.”

[ev @wordsfromevan]

It’s often said (and true) that there are no ethical billionaires, but we don’t talk enough about how there are no cool billionaires with good taste. These evil mfs also just fucking suck