theboy

words from a 3yr old Boy, you can't make this stuff up

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mommy: your getting as big as your dad. theboy: I'm turning into dad.... mommy: lord help us

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theboy: my teacher gave me this stamp at school, for killing bad guys.

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I am tired of talking about miracles

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theboy on traffic : "I think all these cars are in a parade, ,,,, I like this parade to my school every day!"

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Theboy offered us “stop drop and roll” lesson tonight in the den. The Lessons were in honor of our first fire of the year.

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theboy: I want Santa to bring me a camouflage flute

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theboy: when my grandparents spoil me, it makes my heart sooooo happy

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Theboy: dear Jesus thank you for Santa, please tell him to bring me everything I want, I have been making good choices.

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Theboy: I can't be a ghost, I'll scare myself

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theboy: mommy, these scissors won't cut hair.

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theboy: granddaddy when I get as big as my daddy, I'll have a family of my own. you can visit...but you can't stay long

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theboy: (watching football) are the timeout because they are knocking each other down?

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Theboy: they are not real wildthings, it's a moooovvviiee

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Theboy invited all the boys in his class to come jump on his bed.  No girls becouse he can "handle the boys"

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theboy just learned about Anteaters. he is officially "surprised they can't live at our house"; guess theboy thinks we have too many ants

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Theboy turned 4 yesterday. He insisted that we also cilibrate the b-day of his imaginary friend. So we did, Happy 4th to mikey also.

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although not spoken,,,, theboy has set up a toll booth, he is taxing us for access to various parts of the house.

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theboy: (last February) we are going to sawyers to watch the SUPER DUPER Bowl.

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theboy: daddy, the football players should be careful...they are running into each other, and falling down.

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theboy: I wants to go to ballet too, but, i will wear pants