sheldon

Chandler, as in Raymond Chandler, but also not really

[sheldon @wordsmidt]

and i can’t get a human being on the phone. they won’t answer my emails. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME CANCEL!!! it’s been WEEKS! PLEASE IM BEGGING

[sheldon @wordsmidt]

. had to come back to this HELLSCAPE bc the only way companies listen to u now is if u post ab them on social media. @DrinkSparkletts & @ReadyRefresh combined under @PrimoWater and now they won’t let me leave…. i don’t want this service any longer (bc they’re owned by Nestle)…

[sheldon @wordsmidt]

me, highly doubting that: I highly doubt that….

[jewel @whateverjewel]

and just like that my parents aint gettin grandchildren

[sheldon @wordsmidt]

fighting the urge to ask the person i’ve been dating for 3 months to marry me bc we’re all gonna die and it can’t be crazier than the current state of the world but also….. that would mean admitting i have feelings

[Natalie Abrams @NatalieAbrams]

The #DodgerDog we need rn @DodgersNation

[sheldon @wordsmidt]

@DodgersNation

[sheldon @wordsmidt]

Dodger dog 🤙🏻 @Dodgers

[sheldon @wordsmidt]

important text from mom

[sheldon @wordsmidt]

“best shots in cinema history” ??? this hasn’t even been released yet!!!!

[Really Good Movies @reallygoodmvs]

2/24 Joker 2

Directed by Todd Phillips

[sheldon @wordsmidt]

Julius Caesar when he was ransomed by pirates:

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

I know my worth. And it ain’t $10

[sheldon @wordsmidt]

bonnie and clyde finally got a happy ending 🥹

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In 2003, two men stole a parked Boeing 727 from Luanda International Airport and flew away into the sunset. They've never been found.

[sheldon @wordsmidt]

u want me to stop? in the name of LOVE??? ooooo i’m sooooo scared 🙄

[sheldon @wordsmidt]

life is a highway — are we there yet???

[Jessica Clemons @lulu_clemons]

I'm serious when I say I'll never be over this. #Oscars2024

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

EXCLUSIVE: Madeline Brewer has been cast in Netflix’s hit psychological drama ‘You’ for the show’s fifth and final season https://t.co/KKITZaqxZI

[bleach breakfast (salome) 🏳️‍⚧️ @sirhanseranwrap]

I love my kibble

[sheldon @wordsmidt]

why are u, as a man, not simply freezing to death for ur wrongdoings??? #TrueDetectiveNightCountry

[sheldon @wordsmidt]

yes, but, where is the icon @aliciadcarroll

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

No more "we can't find any black female writers": Here are 62 scribes in one photo https://t.co/8QkdTBxrHO