Petrina Binney 🏳️‍🌈 📚 🌴

She/her/#Author
'Quirky, fun, pleasantly disturbing.'
Working on a #mystery.
Learning 🇫🇷, 🇮🇪and 🇮🇹
Can be found all over the place.

[Petrina Binney 🏳️‍🌈 📚 🌴 @wordsofbin]

You know that moment when you think you might be dreaming...

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Them: just listen to your body

My body: go back to bed and don’t ever get out

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Don’t kill yourself. Trump will die one day and you’re gonna wanna see that.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Damn, that’s a good tweet..🤌

[The Pissed Off Lawyer @legaltweetz]

I couldn’t have said it better myself 💯🏳️‍⚧️

[Petrina Binney 🏳️‍🌈 📚 🌴 @wordsofbin]

Can confirm.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I think a girl in the office fancies me. She's 20 years younger than me. Obviously, I'm probably imagining it, and I have no intention of cheating on my wife. Hasn't stopped me losing 5kg since the delusions started though. Imaginary affairs are the secret to weight loss.

[Petrina Binney 🏳️‍🌈 📚 🌴 @wordsofbin]

Yup.

[Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton]

JK Rowling is to women what Andrew Tate is to men:

Embarrassing

[Petrina Binney 🏳️‍🌈 📚 🌴 @wordsofbin]

Oh my god, Becky...

[Petrina Binney 🏳️‍🌈 📚 🌴 @wordsofbin]

Was asked this question today so... Done made a meme.

[Petrina Binney 🏳️‍🌈 📚 🌴 @wordsofbin]

*buffs fingernails*

[Tara Chienne @ChienneTara]

Oh, but it's been a while, folks.
Hope everyone's as well as they can be out there.
It took me 15mins of watching #TheCalendarKiller to realise: a) that's not Carey Mulligan, and b) this is dubbed.

#AFilmADayOrThereabouts
Admit it, you've missed me.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Before I left a really shitty garden centre job i labelled 1500 tree ferns with instructions saying "can get infested with goblins which may burrow into the fibrous trunk to use as dwellings. Deal with these pests by throwing wet breadcrumbs at them and shouting 'NO' very loudly"

[Petrina Binney 🏳️‍🌈 📚 🌴 @wordsofbin]

I agree with, maybe, 92%of this. But I choose to read the word 'lipstick' as Chapstick.

[Petrina Binney 🏳️‍🌈 📚 🌴 @wordsofbin]

Choked on my coffee.

[Petrina Binney 🏳️‍🌈 📚 🌴 @wordsofbin]

Pah-ha-ha

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

If Janey Godley was still here she would post this herself.

But she isn't so I will.

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

Christmas Day was only three weeks ago. I feel like I’ve lived 100 days since then.

[Sandra Mitchell @glabsandra]

RIP Dame Joan Plowright. An absolute icon.