wordsofelizabeth

Just a girl from Ghana and i'm finna tryna learn american slanaguage. Also, i love to twerk.

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

Aye homies, sorry I have been away for awhile. Feels good to be back. Check out my article in the school paper! http://t.co/ljGhXASXUz

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

She isn't getting anything. She is more singleler than I am!

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

Black don't crack? Well this black is crackin cuz my whole body hurts.

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

Dear God, may my roommates learn to hate alcohol, eatin cookies, groceries, cake, and sausage. May they also hate sex and head. Amen.

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

Al, why do you have a backpack? You are a grown ass woman.

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

going to the OZ should be on 1000 ways to die in the west. gonorrhea..syphilis..and i can't even breathe!!

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

He's kinda cute, but he got a booty. " elizabeth that's a good thing" oh no. i do not eat the groceries!

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

a perfectly good song....ruined https://t.co/tu0gbupV8M

[Ben Schramski @papaschrom]

I'm sorry 😂

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

guys....what are deez nuts?

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

she is so irrelevant to me that I forgot I hate her

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

No, my hair did not grow 10 inches over night...it's weave...

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

Shout out to all my new followers!!!

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

Al, is that corn? "yeah." oh, in Ghana ours is green. "elizabeth, it is dead."

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

i will never crash the car because i'm sittin in it

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

have you seen me drive? thats why i play 99.1 so Jesus will take the wheel

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

i look like a duck in human shoes

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

my husband is going to pass my potato shoes in his purse.

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

I have holy water for the thot things they been wearing here.

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

scary movies are pointless. why would i put myself through that frustration?!

[wordsofelizabeth @wordsofelizabet]

i'm not black, i'm original black.