Caicedoisque

[Caicedoisque @wordsofprav]

Ye thand aur tapri ki chai 🍵
Aur chahiye kya jeevan me.

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

A minister admits his sons make about ₹100 crores a year on a policy he has driven, THIS IS CONFLICT OF INTEREST!
Also do you know our INDIA even imports ETHANOL ! What nonsense is this!
Nitin Gadkari ji BETA BADHAO YOJNA #EthanolScam

[Caicedoisque @wordsofprav]

@AppleSupport @Apple @tim_cook Iphone 13 battery swelling up is a known issue in the public domain

https://t.co/JZcmBd3WYV

https://t.co/cFZYuJIaur

[Caicedoisque @wordsofprav]

@Apple @AppleSupport

Hi @AppleSupport, I'm disappointed with how my iPhone 13 battery swelling issue was handled by an Apple Authorised Service Center in India.

Here's what happened. 🧵

[Caicedoisque @wordsofprav]

@AppleSupport cc @Apple @AppleSupport @tim_cook ^^^

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 #𝐄𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐥𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝟐 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐬. : If INDIA truly wants to cut fuel import bills by Rs 3 lakh crores, all we have to do is build decent roads, proper infrastructure & remove encroachments. But contractors pay netas their cut money & encroachers who cause traffic jams are vote banks of netas. We are told ethanol is “good for the environment” but to produce 1 litre of ethanol it takes 2500-3500 litres of water at sugar mills or above 10,000 litres per litre at rice mills! This when the country is facing water shortage. How is this good for anyone except the netas? Most ethanol distilleries are owned by netas, for example Nitin Gadkari ji’s son! And please tell me how is Gadkari ji announcing ethanol policy when he is neither the Petroleum Minister, nor Agriculture Minister, nor Industry Minister? We the people pay full price for our vehicles + road tax + insurance + tolls + GST on spares… and in return we get pathetic roads, terrible infrastructure & now forced ethanol-blended fuel that kills mileage & damages engines. Meanwhile netas with direct conflict of interest are minting crores & crores and the poor hardworking honest INDIAN suffers as most Indian vehicles aren’t even E20 compatible yet Nitin Gadkari ji is forcing these ethanol norms on us as if we are lab rats!
#EthanolScam. #EthanolScam #GadkariEthanol #MiddleClassLoot

[Sincere Dibya @TheSincereDude]

A policy affecting 140 crore people; signed at 8PM, announced at a press conference the next morning.

No White Paper. No Parliamentary debate. No public consultation. No independent impact study.

Just a minister, a pen, and a family business waiting on the other side.

Let’s talk about what this “policy” actually is:

→ Son Nikhil’s company Cian Agro: ₹18Cr → ₹523Cr revenue in one year

→ Their stock: ₹37 → ₹638. A 2,184% surge; while “the file” was being drafted

→ Son Sarang: Director at Manas Agro. Also in ethanol. Also quietly booming.

Father writes the regulations. Sons hold the equity.

And we’re supposed to call this a “national dream.”

In any functioning democracy, a minister with direct family financial interests in a sector CANNOT unilaterally regulate that sector.

That’s not politics, that’s a constitutional principle.

Where is the Lokpal?
Where is the Prime Minister?
Where is the Parliament?

The dream isn’t about ethanol.

The dream is about a country where accountability has been fully, quietly, abolished.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Madam @navikakumar I’m aware comedy isn’t journalism. We are both funny, in VERY different ways. Here’s a fact, you posted asking people for their take. I responded with mine. Sometimes questions are followed by answers. I empathise, this seems like new territory for you. Anyway….imma bounce 🙏

[Caicedoisque @wordsofprav]

@srinivas_deepu +1

[Nimish Dubey @nimishdubey]

At the end of the day, the man who puts his own mattresses out to save people from dying is the one who really matters.

[Jay @jaynalysis]

India is so FUCKED UP man.
A college friend, who used to live next to me for a year,
GOT 57 Rank in GATE,
Was about to join BARC,
But lost his life yesterday because he was giving a treat to his friends in a canteen where the building fell and a concrete slab hit his head.

[Sarthak Sidhant @sidhant_sarthak]

very nice investigation, i wonder who did it

[Dr Prteek @DrHomeostatic]

Unless you're a student, parent, or active on Twitter, you're unlikely to know anything about the CBSE fiasco. The media has done a remarkable job 👏