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where is my imposter syndrome when i need it?

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Hum bohot processed duniya mein rehte hain, baatein bhi sugar coated hoti hain

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Apne mental state se ladko ko itna dara deti hun ki woh khud ki bhaag jaate hain

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allah miyan, meri baby proofing kar dein please, aur chotein nahi seh paunga

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When life gives you lemons, you dont sqeeze all of them into your lemonade. Makes it too sour to drink the lemonade.

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Kisiko itna bhi shadow matt karo ki unki parchai mein hi kho jao

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Is period brain real?
I want to kill someone and need a hug ar the same time.

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Happiness is seeing your roommate pack her bag to leave the room

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itna nosey aata kahan se hai bc

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Do tou remember the time when you were making projects with fevicol and everything you ate started to taste like fevicol?
or is it just me?

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midday naps should be illegal

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His love language is downloading and sending me films that I couldnt find on ott 🥰

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Even my sober self won't be able to handle my drunk personality. Aap kaun hote ho 🙂‍↔️

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sabko fit in karwate karwate khud hi fit in nahi horahi hun 🤣

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leaving the no-shortlist club to join the rejects club now 🤝

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Would like to report that Biryani Brain is real. It's slow, it zones out, it needs sleep and it can't be fast forwarded.

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hey, sorry, already taken... for granted 😗

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just read a libra thing "you are everyone's friend but no one's first choice" 😶‍🌫️

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life main pokey nhi pookie bano

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need coffee and yap session with my gals asap!!