LeBron Hubbard

voted most likely to not succeed

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

Had my first aura at the new crib.

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

Cash tips are a direct reflection of who I am as a person.

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

Y’all really living like God got his read receipts turned on, huh?

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

Every crew got the one homie with 27,000 unread emails.

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

It’s over for my opps once I build this bed frame.

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

There should be support groups for people coping with the amount of money they have to spend before they even move into a new place.

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

Partial symptomatic epilepsy with complex partial seizures be damned, that boy can handle a pre-ictal headache.

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

The opps aren’t ready for me to go silly goofy mode with the Vitamix I copped on Prime Day. The suburbs ain’t never seen a tropical açaí bowl recipe thrown together with relative ease quite like this before. They ain’t ready.

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

A core childhood memory we don’t talk about enough is the rapid crescendoing whistle of a Vortex right before it blasted you in the side of the fuckin head. @Hasbro It really do be Nerf or nothin’

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

@KatieSpins 🔥🔥🔥🏆🏆🏆🏆

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

Me in the interrogation room- “Sorry officer, I can’t disclose my whereabouts and who I was with on the night of the 90 Day Fiancé cast and crew robbery. That is yassified information.”

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

My thirst for mid-century modern furniture is growing insatiable.

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

The “have a nice day” to “you as well” pipeline smh deadass on god fr 🤦‍♂️

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

It’s called being tired all the time, sweaty. Look it up.

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

Might have to fuck around and finally stop fucking around and cop a Vitamix.

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

My haters don’t wanna see me have a pint of Van Leeuwen French ice cream in the freezer at all times.

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

I love it when dogs drink water. It’s like “Oh you’re thirsty fella? Glop it right up. Leave a mess. Fuckin who cares. Stay hydrated. Romp around a bit. You deserve that and so much more. You’re a special lil guy and you know it.”

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

I’m awake and I’m ready to make it everyone’s problem.

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

Shorty like the way I log my anti convulsants daily and never miss a dose.

[LeBron Hubbard @work_disorder]

Me to myself in the mirror: “maybe silly goofy mode isn’t the correct lifestyle choice for someone who’s about to be 33”