thingsmycoworkerssay

I created this as an outlet for all the crazy stuff my co-workers say. It's usually inappropriate, often idiotic, but always entertaining. Submit your own!

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Employee B: “I went and saw Soulja Boy at SeaWorld. I grew up with him. I’m not a big fan, but it was cool.”
Employee A: “You grew up with him, or grew up listening to him?”

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“I’m having a hard time talking myself out of buying this T-Pain Funko Pop.” #tpain #funkopop

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“My mom loves Elon Musk.”

[Purvis Marquee Hire @purvismarquees]

And I thought our health & safety record was good!! 😀 #funnyworkquotes #purvismarquees

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"Should I bring my popsicles or should I bring my paddle?" #workquotes

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“The problem was in the pudding.” #workquotes #proveit

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"If I was building parachutes and relied on these people for feedback they'd all be dead." #workquotes #communicationishard

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"My sarcastic voice and my joking voice are the same. My kids complain about it all the time. "
#needalaughtrackonhand #workquotes

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"I'm torn between apathy and empathy." #same #workquotes

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"I'm more relaxed than I've ever been, this company just wants everything to burn." #workquotes #weirdvibes

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"...Per the Master of Disaster..." #nicknames #workquotes

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"I love weekend rates. Why go during the week when you can pay more on the weekend?" #catsonlygetsickonfridaynights #emergencyvet #vet #sarcasm #workquotes

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"We have fixed your issue. Unfortunately in our haste to fix the problem we had an even number of bananas for an odd number of monkeys. One of the monkeys has died." #workquotes #monkeybusiness #copypastequote

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@thatgalcarolyn The Fifth Element

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"Thank you for notifying us. We take support very seriously and your issues are our issues. We have passed this along to five monkeys who just ate bananas and are refreshed and ready to work." #copyPaste #workquotes #monkeybusiness

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“I thought it was a good idea. Then again I’m going against a peanut gallery that’s allergic to peanuts.” #workquotes #wfhquotes

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"I don't like the word ingest. I don't think programs should ingest things." #programminghumor #workquotes

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"You would kill your mother for chance to work at GM in the 80's and she'd say, 'yes honey, you do what you need to do'." #opportunities #change #Employment #workquotes

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Bryan Bresee is bigger than Drew Brees’s entire family. #Clemson #bryanbresee

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“If it was easy a man would be doing it.” #validation #Feminism #workquotes