Workplace Synergy

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[Workplace Synergy @work_synergy]

Since @RobinhoodApp only wants me to close my positions, I will close them all off their app and move to @WebullGlobal.

Stopping your clients from buying, to protect hedge funds is against everything you were supposed to be.

[Workplace Synergy @work_synergy]

So is there like a legal requirement for Scrum Masters to say "Happy Friday?"

#agiletrends #Scrum

[Workplace Synergy @work_synergy]

We want everyone to feel recognized for their hard work around the project.

Can you guys recommend deserving acts among your peers?

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Seriously we weren't paying attention, tell us what some of you are doing that is good.

[Workplace Synergy @work_synergy]

Don't forget: this Friday is our day long mandatory presentation on how to eliminate waste from our process!

Everyone must attend, lunch provided.

[Workplace Synergy @work_synergy]

We need a socially distant acceptable phrase to replace "let's touch base."

[Workplace Synergy @work_synergy]

"Under promise. Over Deliver." works in dirty talk just as well as in the office.

Just one of many ways you should treat your partner like management.

[Workplace Synergy @work_synergy]

"Got it, I'll have that to you by Monday."

But he didnt get it, and it certainly wasnt going to be delivered on Monday.