slurmzMckenzie but you can call me AL

the prettiest ugly person i know

[slurmzMckenzie but you can call me AL @workedforNASA]

If the live jazz aint jazzed to be live then i jazzercise my right to not go live for the jazz

[slurmzMckenzie but you can call me AL @workedforNASA]

Is this the real president account? When was the last time 180 dollars was a significant chunck of change? 180 cant even get an ounce of gas and that shits been the same price since i was in hs

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Gas is down more than $1.70 from its peak.

That adds up to around $180 a month for a typical family – that’s money in your pocket, not spent at the pump.

[slurmzMckenzie but you can call me AL @workedforNASA]

What should the prestigious lake geneva ymca mens basketball league championship (LGYMCAMBLC for short) team name be this year?

[slurmzMckenzie but you can call me AL @workedforNASA]

How i pay 400 dollars a month and yet still gotta meet halfway with insurance for some routine dental. I swear next person to tell me how good my benefits are is getting their teeth busted up

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

I have a issue with this

[kordell @lledrok]

my kid gonna be mad as hell when his middle name is just D.

[slurmzMckenzie but you can call me AL @workedforNASA]

Accidental balance as all things should be

[slurmzMckenzie but you can call me AL @workedforNASA]

A gift like this only comes once a year, is today my birthday today or sumthin?

[NBA @NBA]

THE SEASON STARTS TONIGHT!

🏀 7:30pm/et: @sixers/@celtics
🏀 10pm/et: @Lakers/@warriors

#KiaTipOff22 on TNT

[Stix(Edit)🍑📖 @Stick_AA]

Goku is so Goated he could get you free lap dances. No other Mc except Goatku could do the same😭😭😭

[slurmzMckenzie but you can call me AL @workedforNASA]

He stole my heart and loyalty long before he took that money. Anything hes done since ive just chalked up as part of the brett being brett bit. Looks like hes fully ready for his political career now that weve all seen his junk and hes taken everyones money. #favre2024

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Davante Adams pushing someone down and Draymond punching his teammate were wrong. But lets focus our attention on Brett Favre and the evil of stealing millions from the poorest people in our country in Mississippi.

[Nico @elitetakes_]

This is ridiculous

[slurmzMckenzie but you can call me AL @workedforNASA]

Kirk cousins deserves more money

[slurmzMckenzie but you can call me AL @workedforNASA]

@isaiahthomas The marathon continues

[slurmzMckenzie but you can call me AL @workedforNASA]

Yo somebody get annakin skywalker on the phone. I found his new master, yeah tell him that high ground things not gonna be a problem anymore

[John @iam_johnw]

A 15 year old dropping a 22 year old Clemson frat dude at the game 💀💀💀💀

[slurmzMckenzie but you can call me AL @workedforNASA]

@Genius just hit me up this morning for this tweet. #gowithfaithandglorywillfollowallispossiblethroughprayer

[slurmzMckenzie but you can call me AL @workedforNASA]

Got a job like karl but i ball like Moses

[slurmzMckenzie but you can call me AL @workedforNASA]

@Mikey_tuff by movies you mean "the evil dead" on repeat?

[Isaiah Thomas @isaiahthomas]

“YOUNG GUYS NEED VETS”

[Saber W @MugiwaraSaber]

Who tf made this shit💀💀

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Udonis Haslem will be signing a new deal with the Heat