workfessions

confessions for hard working people. If you have any work confessions send them anonymously through the link below *1st workfession account*

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"I had sex with a coworker in the parking lot after our shifts" -Toys R Us

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"I work for listerine, and I lost an LSD pack in one of the strips, so in a retail store near you, you might be able to buy LSD" -Listerine

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"I dont know what the fuck im doin" -President Obama

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"I gagged myself right when my boss walked by and threw up so he would send me home, it didnt work" -Sachs

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"I take the tea urns and make maga bongs with them" -N/A

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"When icing the turnovers I make them look like a hand with the middle finger" -Arby's

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"Heard my boss was gonna fire me so I took a shit on his desk and left...turns out I was gonna get promoted #fml" -lawyer firm

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"I always try to cheat people out of their senior discounts" -Arby's

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"I worked the night shift and found out all the doctors and nurses just bang each other like on greys anatomy" -Barnes Jewish Hospital

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"Really considering banging this highschool chick I work with" -South Shore Fitness Center

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"I have so much shit on everyone, there is some nasty fuckin people in this town" -Catholic Priest

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"When the women are passed out I lick their nipples" -Doctor

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"I haven't worked a shift sober yet" -Toni Pepperoni

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"Ive jacked off too many times to even count here, I did it one time while still talking with a customer" -pharmacy counter

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"I sell R rated tickets to kids juat to fuck with the ushers takin tickets" -Cinemark

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"40 year old man was in the store helping the kids...which would be cute but he doesn't work here and he was here all day" -Build a Bear

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"Tryna bum cocaine off this dude and hes being a total ass about it, I offered him a drink of my pepsi" -Toys R Us

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"Asked a guy having a heart attack if hes been taking viagra before I give nitro. He said no cuz his dicks to big to use on anybody" -EMT-B

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"Im tryin to bang this black guy at work but he has a gf...I guess every obstacle has a road bump" -Fitness Center