pro

i work for a fruit stand

[pro @workjamwarrior]

hello.

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

Customer: Yeah, I’ve had iPhones for years since the first one. I’ll never switch!

iPhone setup screen: Enter your Apple ID

Customer: So what do I do here?

Me:

[pro @workjamwarrior]

The iPhone 15 pros r gonna have 60 w fast charging

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

Whenever a coworker asks me to liven up their Keynote slide

[grDrama @DepotGenius]

Got our Pulse result. And the Store Leader is wondering what happened to the high rating from last year. Well, when you cut PT hours to nothing, put more burden on current staff, push more AC+, biz intro, trade in, activation then you’re not going to have a happy team. #appleanon

[pro @workjamwarrior]

How were y’all’s store meetings today?
Mine was full of deflection and propaganda

[Basic Apple Guy @BasicAppleGuy]

Threads Privacy Report knows more about me than me own mum! 👀

[SAP downtime @SapsDown]

Bro how the fuck are we “”””over hired”””” we got fuckin 3 product zone specialists. Fuckin give people jobs and more hours lmao you’re apple you can afford it for the next gajillion years

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

Customers: What do I do now?

[Ricky Mondello @rmondello]

The best feature ever is getting even better.

Source: https://t.co/P71g42FgyZ

[pro @workjamwarrior]

Apple Vision Pro

[pro @workjamwarrior]

People want different colors but 90% of all iPhone users have bigass cases covering the whole phone anyways so what’s the point?
Maybe then people would get apple care so they didn’t have to wear a case 😭

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ @venusianhunty]

Bc why is this so hard for Apple to attain like???

[Basic Apple Guy @BasicAppleGuy]

All hail the return of the 90s Clear Craze!

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

Hmm, it’s almost as if cutting hours, not backfilling positions when people leave, and asking the remaining staff to multitask/do one-to-many interactions is having a negative affect on the customer experience. I’m shocked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[#fruitofthepoisontree @mymadeupaddy]

Turn over is dizzying and there’s no backfill. Only a 3 trillion dollar company makes customers wait 20 minutes or more to spend thousands because they want us to do more with less

[JeenYuhs @NoGeniusBar]

If you went to the Apple Store for a Genius Bar appointment to help you get your gmail,outlook,yahoo back up and running and with a bit of password recovery?

Then I hope you left a nice review because we are not even supposed to help you with that.

[texpert 🧃 @gotbizintros]

2018 - iQueue
2020 - Shop with a Specialist
2022 - Shopper List (iQueue 2.0)
2023 - memorize every customer that comes in cause we’re not keeping track of that shit

[texpert 🧃 @gotbizintros]

Managers trying to justify doing more work with a burnt out skeleton crew because Apple only made $20,000,000,000 and not $20,000,000,001

[T @tylerthecreator]

make an iphone mini with the pro camera @Apple @tim_cook 🤪✨💝🐸👨🏽‍🚒

[pro @workjamwarrior]

Can someone explain to me the bonuses that fruit stand Leadership gets? I keep hearing about it on here but never have gotten any info.
What do they get bonuses for?
Is it a secret?
What determines the bonuses?