Workmissions

You will never believe what happened at work today

Enter confessions below 👇

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Have something crazy happen to you at work? Welcome to the digital water cooler, and spill your anonymous tea with us! Link below
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#Confess #NewProfilePic
#confession #toxicwork #workculture #news #vibe #spillthetea #RUMOR #watercooler

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"I want the world to know that we had quotas to sell you useless s**t all the time at GameStop. Keychains, warranties, t-shirts."

-GameStop

#tuesdayvibe

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"I once sleep walked my way to where I worked and got arrested for breaking in"

-Home Depot

#HomeDepot #BREAKING #meme

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"I once drove a truck across 6 states before I realized I never had the cargo attached to the back. If Christmas didn't happen this year, I'm sorry"

-UPS Freight

#lostpackage #UPS #Iforgot

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"Can we sit for like 5 minutes???? Literally you will be fired if you take a rest on a 14 hr shift"

-New York Presbyterian Hospital

#NYC #COVID19 #vaccinations

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"I really f****d up one day and did not lock the door where you go and adopt the cats/dogs. Yeah, they all got out and we had animals everywhere!"

-PetSmart

#petsmart #animals #Memes

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"Is it just me, but if you are literally given a blueprint on how to live, you would still f**k it up. People fail because they suck, don't get it twisted. Financial Blueprints are there to help, but b*****s stay broke."

-Merrill Lynch

#truth #facts #Finance

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"I have this coworker who is threatening to turn me in for sexual harassment if I don't sleep with her."

-Hard Rock Cafe
#confession #tea #meme

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"Trader Joe's...... more like Trader Hoe's. Everyone is horney af there."

-Trader Joe's
#TraderJoes #hoe #meme

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"I was secretly tossing staples onto a coworker and convinced her that the ceiling was falling apart and would collapse soon. That conversation she had with our boss will live in infamy."

-Fifth Third Bank
#MondayMotivation

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"I had to quit 3 jobs and move out of my city because my crazy ex would ruin every job I had."

-McDonald's, Chewy, Chipotle
#confession #McDonalds #Chipotle

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"When my employees would become unproductive, I would pull the fire alarm in our building to get them moving"

-Asurion

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@BloomBoxUS https://t.co/9m7TfkmRxC is the place to go!

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"Had a work meeting b/c someone drew d***s on every surface. Big, small, fat, and thin ones. They wanted a confession from who did it but no one did. They reviewed the security tapes and called out who did it. The guy said "damn, it be like that" and left. Legend."

-Moe's
#crazy

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"I suckerpunched a b***h for eating my lunch and got fired for it. It was worth it."

-Allstate
#Mayhem #lunch #tuesdayvibe

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"I asked an intern to water the plants in our office and he proceeded to water every fake plant in the office. He missed most of the real ones."

-Morgan Stanley
#interns #confession

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"An employee gave a customer over $600 in change on a $100 bill. Yeah she did it on purpose. Yeah, it was her first and last week on the job."

-7/11
#confession #change #mistake

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"Is it sad that I want to get COVID just so I can get the 2 weeks off?"

-Bismark City Government
#COVID19 #CoronaVirusUpdates #confession #lockdown

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"F****d my boss, that was cool"

-Sears

#sears #sundayvibes #confession

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"Got a fairytale job, then got laid off on my SECOND F*****G DAY. Not the happy ending I was looking for."

-Disney

#Disney #layoff #FairyTail #confession #workmissions

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"I had a 21 yo kid call out one day to watch football. I gave him the day off bc I'm nice. He then wanted off the next 2 days, I told him no. He didn't show and his MOM called me and wanted me to apologize for saying no bc he was embarrassed. He lost his job."

-Whole Foods