Wolf Down at Work

I’m here to document the seemingly endless cornucopia of strange food my coworker wolfs down every day in the office.

[Wolf Down at Work @workplacewolfd1]

Ohhhhhh k... this is new. Deli style ham sandwiches... w 2 additional waffles as the bread. I mean, they are a culinary renegade. #screwyourrules

[Wolf Down at Work @workplacewolfd1]

It’s tough to put into words how much butter was just used on 6 waffles... never mind. It’s actually pretty simple. 1 full stick. 1 full stick of butter. Which reminds me, that may have depleted our butter supply.🤔 nope. 2 more sticks at the ready.

[Wolf Down at Work @workplacewolfd1]

Coworker had a rough start to the morning. Their giant black of cheese melted on the way in to work. #ripcheddar

[Wolf Down at Work @workplacewolfd1]

Do you ever think to yourself “man, some cold pizza, folded in half filled w some picante corn nuts would really hit the spot”? No? Weird... #youmustbebasic

[Wolf Down at Work @workplacewolfd1]

@WheatThins aren’t you concerned about false advertising? Im sure my coworker is convinced that your product is the equivalent of an hour of intense circuit training. #gettingthewrongkindofgains #secondbox #dontworryitsdietcoke

[Wolf Down at Work @workplacewolfd1]

So apparently my coworker is sponsored by @HeinzKetchup_US ... why else would you slather 2 cold plain bagels w ketchup? #gottagetmylycopene

[Wolf Down at Work @workplacewolfd1]

Absolutely. Just like a 2 liter of diet cola and a supersized number 1.

[Wolf Down at Work @workplacewolfd1]

Nothing like the smell of frozen egg scramblers and a gallon of ketchup first thing in the morning. #burkerkingagain?

[Wolf Down at Work @workplacewolfd1]

Yoplait, wheat thins, baby carrots. #healthy2ndlunch

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Glory hallelujah!!! It’s hot dog time!! 6 dogs, 2 buns, 5 mayo packets, 1 farting ketchup bottle #watchingmycarbs #serenitynow

[Wolf Down at Work @workplacewolfd1]

Got a cup of yogurt, but no spoon? No worries!! Your finger is basically a utensil!! #wherehasthatfingerbeen?

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Good thing that butter’s soft... gonna need that for that ENTIRE LOAF of banana bread. #CeleBreadies #FineDarkskinTwitter

[Wolf Down at Work @workplacewolfd1]

Morning thoughts from the coworker “let me cool off by holding this bag of baby carrots against my head for 15 minutes.” Also, 4 cans of diet Dr. Pepper... an eclectic breakfast to say the least

[Wolf Down at Work @workplacewolfd1]

Me - hey coworker, have any Tylenol? Coworker- yeah, in my drawer, next to the butter. #wheresmybaguette

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Who doesn’t need an entire 2 liter of DIET Dr. Pepper after a whole package of hotdogs? #lukewarmdogs #dietdrpepper #ofcourseitsdiet

[Wolf Down at Work @workplacewolfd1]

Warm hotdogs anyone? Like a whole package of room temp hotdogs, anyone? #MetGala #lukewarmdogs #Trump