Hello I’m getting the keys for my house today and I’m happier than a camel on hump day!¡ or a Dolan Stan on Tuesday!¡ What ever floats your 🐐#tuesdayselfie
@DavidDobrik I’m very overwhelmed after watching that ending. I was preparing myself for slumber but I don’t think sleeping is really an option anymore so thanks for that.
woman: *has nipples slightly poking through shirt*
angry cis man: oh YEAH well WHAT IF I walked around with my COCK out and just had my BALLS bouncing EVERYWHERE and SENT PHOTOS OF MY ASSHOLE to your elderly GRANDMOTHER and showed my PENIS to your pet DOG how would you like THAT
He probably said something like “well I’d like to d8 some1 who likes me...” nonetheless, I never thought I’d get such strong heart palpitations from a single sentence. @ShawnMendes please chill I’m trying to not be dead at 20