Blade

hmmm

[HK @HKFinalThird]

Manchester United called Sadio Mané before Liverpool... here's why he turned them down.

"Van Gaal called me. He said, "Mane, how are you? What are you doing? I want you to come to Manchester United."

I said, "Really?" He said, "Yeah."

I said, "Okay, I'm talking to my agent. We'll see what's best."

He told me, "I know you're a good player. You can help the team, and we can help you become an even better player."

Then I asked him:

"You have Depay, Rooney, Di María and Van Persie... where am I going to play?"

Because for me, I wanted to play.

He said: "I know your talent. If you train well and impress, you'll play. But we also have other very good players."

I wasn't convinced by his explanation.

A few days later, Klopp called me.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

BECAUSE OF ONYX

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

Former NBA star Vlade Divac tells the story of the time he, Kobe Bryant, & the entire Lakers team PRANKED rookie Tony Bobbitt into thinking he was dating actress Lucy Liu for weeks to teach him a lesson about work ethic (with footage)💀😭👀

“Lucy Liu, the actress, was sitting right across the bench. ‘She’s looking at me’… The note, I give it to Tony… That’s my number, he doesn’t know… He starts calling me 5 times a day… Kobe came in and listened to the story, Tony said ‘She kissed me right here’… Kobe says ‘Why don’t you call her?’ So he calls and my phone rings ‘Hi this is Lucy Liu 👨🏼‍🦰.’”

[Blade @workrateboxing]

@Eve_Barlow Definitely… get raped by a republican instead if at all possible I guess? Maybe just try to not make assault a partisan issue 😬 yikes. You have writers block, take a break.

[🇨🇩🇸🇱 @8Flavs]

Savage Dan explaining Harry Potter >>>>>

[Mohanad @MohanadElbalal]

Of course it was the UAE!!

[anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydog_gaming]

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

[john jackson @pvtjokerus]

When it comes to buffalo, always take the lesson from the brother with NBC Montana.

[Sport @BeenRichSport]

This confirms he really did order whatever he told Alicia Keys

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “Lindsey Graham, in a long list of demonic entities, was exceptionally bloodthirsty. A bloodthirsty odious monster who loved war. There was never a war that Lindsey Graham did not fall in love with. Mr. Ladybug himself. A fierce defender of the genocide in Gaza, Lindsey Graham never met a baby in the Third World he did not want to evaporate with American munitions”

[Strictly 4 My X’ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom]

Whenever I see or read about bison this clip pops up in my head.....

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Israeli settlers, brandishing American made M4s, detained me & other Americans on my trip to Palestine.

When the IDF arrived, they sided with the settlers & continued our detention.

They made a huge mistake.

You will be hearing more soon. https://t.co/rZw8bRAn64

[Blade @workrateboxing]

@itmightbekd Do you get a cut from TMZ or something? Blickety blocked.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I remember when I was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

[Blade @workrateboxing]

@benshapiro Dr. Victor appears to be rattled by Frankenstein 😂😂

[Blade @workrateboxing]

@NBAReplays_ Are you allowing the Kalshi thing to be on-screen? Cause I need to block you asap if so, please let me know.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Is America ready for my term limit legislation titled “Three Strokes and You’re Out” ?

[Miilato @miiilato]

how it feels to be extremely self-aware of what you're doing and yet still keep repeating the same self-destructive patterns