Jodi Tovay

just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to share his snacks [email protected]

[Jodi Tovay @Works4Snacks]

Today I let a stranger borrow my hair dryer at the gym. Turned out, she was nice and I made a friend. I saw her again while I was driving and tried to wave, but fumbled my McDonald’s hashbrown and it flew out the window. Your takeaway from should be that I went to the gym today.

[Jodi Tovay @Works4Snacks]

@SimonDigitally very nice to connect with you digitally! I was wondering if I might send you a message regarding a previous case you worked on for Essex Police? I added my contact info in my bio.

[Jodi Tovay @Works4Snacks]

@billbarretta @adamfgoldberg @JeffYorkes it’s been 3 days since I’ve finished #themuppetsmayhem and I can’t sleep bc I need to know … how did the Bennigans song happen? Shout-out to 2nd favorite track, “Soup, Soup, da, doop.” 🥣🎵

[Jodi Tovay @Works4Snacks]

@RehanaWC I am so very sorry for what you had to endure, and continuing to endure. I believe you. I am trying to support #justiceforshanquella and would like to speak to you regarding your experience as it may inform her case. When you are feeling well, pls reach out?

[Jodi Tovay @Works4Snacks]

“Honorable” “Justice” Clarence Thomas, everyone.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

NEW: Clarence Thomas just said that contraception and same-sex marriage are “errors” that the Supreme Court has a “duty” to “correct” now that Roe is overturned.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

BREAKING: Clarence Thomas just filed a concurring opinion to Dobbs calling for the court to consider overturning the right to contraception, same-sex marriage, and privacy in the bedroom.

[Jodi Tovay @Works4Snacks]

Writer's Tip💡consider subbing Adderall for Abba's "Voulez-Vous" on loop.

[Jodi Tovay @Works4Snacks]

@googlefiberhelp got a message tturn equipment to this office, and it's been closed for over a year. when you Google it - it says it's open. Where do I return my equipment in Atlanta?

[Jodi Tovay @Works4Snacks]

“flatulent dog” is this week’s “girl who pushed bear” and he IS available for bookings @TODAYshow #SoundOn

[Jodi Tovay @Works4Snacks]

#QIntoTheStorm @CullenHoback is a lesson in persistent filmmaking. If you keep asking the same thing over and over, eventually someone's gonna to slip up and tell you the truth.

[Jodi Tovay @Works4Snacks]

We have arrived at the point of quarantine where I have purchased an emerald green caftan and tiara to wear while I watch @TheCrownNetflix.

[Jodi Tovay @Works4Snacks]

@netflix calling on the cast of #dontfwithcats to hunt down every single one of these monsters from yesterday. start with this man who struggles the most.

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

YASSSSSSSSSS MY LOVE STEVE IS BACK!!! #KornackiThirstcontinues

[Jodi Tovay @Works4Snacks]

@KLoeffler made money off a secret covid briefing, @Perduesenate exposed to covid and can't vote for himself; Both are in a threesome with @POTUS. #GeorgiaRunoffs produced by @shondaland

[Jodi Tovay @Works4Snacks]

I wish there was a #TIMEPOY category for being able to hold a phone over my face while laying down for hours bc I'm ready for my cover photo.

[Jodi Tovay @Works4Snacks]

I made that same face when that damn tree went up every year @KristieESPNPR

[Jodi Tovay @Works4Snacks]

For @vox_cox and #JohnMilton👻. Everyone else is cool to unsubscribe from me.

[Jodi Tovay @Works4Snacks]

Thanks gurl. My 5 year old Bumble profile pic still counts as a corporate headshot! @jbuono

[Courtney Kueppers @cmkueppers]

That’s my friend!! @Works4Snacks continuing her life as an absolute icon 🤩
https://t.co/R8a5T6HdRa

[Jodi Tovay @Works4Snacks]

Rather than talk about #BillBarrBS or #GARepublicans eating their own over ZERO evidence; I cede my time to this https://t.co/pdkSQuUmNW