Robert Cox

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

Nothing can prepare you for the word “boobies” in the middle of Nina Simone’s “I Got Life”. An off-kilter, odd little surprise every time.

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

Third-string-friend-in-Hallmark-movie lookin’ ass.

[SimpleSCOTUS is yearning for democracy @SimpleSCOTUS]

303 Creative LLC v. Elenis

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

@Warrennotg Some of y’all didn’t have a US map painted on your playground blacktop and it shows.

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

Just witnessed two grown women speculate on the location of Connecticut.

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

Shopping for summer clothes:

8” shorts: $15
5” shorts: $128.62

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

@ShesAllMatt Chasing it down with two (2) glasses of water and a lot of lying to yourself.

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

It’s just wonderful that the guy we suspected of illiteracy (is that still off the table?) may find his downfall in keeping documents.

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

Required reading.

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.

I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.

HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.

but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

Gays out here posting vanilla memes and travel photos on close friends: when I see a green circle, I expect spice. Do better this Pride.

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

@mjmimages Why am I still waiting for someone to source the lightweight knit.

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

It’s a weird dress, but it’d be less weird at, say, a white tie event. But lady, you are surrounded by Men’s Wearhouse BOGO buys, and I think you always will be.

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

Just saw a cool young fashion Tiktoker advocate for Jnco-style shorts, and friends, I am out. Trends will no longer be followed, I will just wear the clothes I have.

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

I mean, if you look at this woman and don’t know she’s a Republican, that’s kinda on you.

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

Going to the gym is good because it’s important to keep up with what Imagine Dragons is putting out.

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

Tell me I’m wrong.

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

It’s easy to think Jeremiah Brent’s life is impossibly chic and perfect, but then he puts on a little pageboy cap and reminds us he makes mistakes, too. Thanks, Brenty 🤗

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

The absolute unbearable production that is ordering an espresso drink. How do y’all do this every day.

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

Sam Smith’s Unholy sounds like it should be playing while a Batman villain is introduced.

[Robert Cox @vox_cox]

At this very moment, there is at least one person holding open a restaurant door for their friend, for what feels like 10 minutes.