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*ominous prog rock plays in the distance*

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't

Why is this company trying to humanise itself with anniversaries. It's embarrassing itself. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[.blinker @FPL_Blinker]

They are MOCKING it 😂 #QueenElizabeth #buckinghampalace #ThickLizzie

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@niamhyswango @fuckedupfoods tbh i always get too excited with toppings an this always fkn happens

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@abskhir @niamhyswango Fuck I wish this was in the olympics

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@niamhyswango @BinAnimals fuckye cow squatters

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@niamhyswango @Bruhsepheus gangang homey

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@niamhyswango @RobertCMahon the damage cows do with farts can be made up for easily with this easy trick

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@SarcasmStardust @AlchemicalDaddy he forgot how

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@SandyFrizzle u know u lovit

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@DenimsTV @niamhyswango

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@CAPYBARA_MAN @niamhyswango

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@JamesMelville @niamhyswango

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@niamhyswango @objectofnoname @evopsychgoogle Just rack as man marshmallows as U want from a shop like a na
Ormal person. who tf goes to a psych to get marshmallows

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All of the Abrahamic prophets and saints are Serbian, Kosovo just lied about them and everyone took their word.

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Instead of stingers bees have human penises and honey is just straight bee cum.

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@niamhyswango @depthsofwiki There's only one donkey who could kill a man with laughter by literally just vibing

Eddie Murphy.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

I wonder what would happen to this guy if he were a Muslim imam speaking in a mosque…

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@armandcastiel @mLizWard @jeremycorbyn U sounds alot like a Russian bot right now

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@JohnFro62041417 @Timcast @elonmusk Ye

Coz it's really, really based

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@JoshFrydenberg