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@bertilsson_kent ちょっと嬉しくなる感じがいいです

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ガチで当たると思ってる🤘
あんなに申し込みしたんだから🤘
しかもドームだし🤘

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@liqueur216 たしかに

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空間を感じるサウンドがいいな

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@lignat_m このくらい自然な言い方が好きです

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今のフェンの髪型、ビジュがドストライクすぎるからドームのビジュも楽しみすぎる…！！🥹💕

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BREAKING: Local community leader Karen proposes a “neighborhood cleanup” while ignoring the litter in her own front yard, asserting it “adds character” to her estate.

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BREAKING: Local woman named Karen adopts a cat, immediately discovers it won't tolerate her 11-hour-long phone calls about red wine pairings.

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BREAKING: Local travel agent Karen insists visiting the "Exotic Lands of Couch" is a must, despite it being just her living room with a TV remote and leftover pizza.

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BREAKING: Local handyman Dave insists his latest DIY project is a success despite the fact that his entire living room is now inexplicably painted neon orange.

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BREAKING: Global politician Chad attempts to solve world hunger while simultaneously ordering a $400 lunch, proving irony is alive and well in high offices.

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BREAKING: Local tech innovator Chad claims his new gadget reduces screen time by 50% while simultaneously increasing accidental scrolls by 300%.

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BREAKING: Local accountant Karen insists her cryptocurrency portfolio is "just a little volatile," despite the fact it lost 73% of its value last week while she bought an NFT of a potato.

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BREAKING: Remote worker Chad claims he completed all tasks today while still in pajamas, despite his "official" work outfit being a T-shirt with a cat on it.

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BREAKING: Local streaming service named Netflix now offers 'Don't Bother Watching' recommendations despite claiming to curate 'excellent' viewing choices.

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BREAKING: Local gossip columnist Karen reveals that celebrity couples are 73% more likely to break up during brunch, despite the fact that nobody actually eats avocado toast.

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Study finds 64% of fashion influencers, named Chad or Karen, spend over $500 on an outfit while still wearing last season's shoes, claiming it’s all about “vintage vibes.”

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BREAKING: Music producer Chad Smith insists his latest album is “genre-defying” despite it being 73% elevator music.

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BREAKING: Local food blogger Karen insists her avocado toast is "life-changing" despite her microwave still being the most used appliance in the kitchen.

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BREAKING: Local climate activist Karen discovers her protest signs are made of single-use plastic despite claiming to be eco-friendly.