🔮Sooo Clear

Present.

[Sheldon Cameron @sheldon_cameron]

Labrinth and Emeli Sandé were in their bag when they recorded Beneath You're Beautiful.

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Imagine being a kid and dying of measles, a disease we completely eradicated 27 years ago… because your parents watch Fox News and are as dumb as a fucking dickhead with a dickheaded brain

[JT @jiratickets]

just a coupla dudes havin fun writing code completely unaware they’re about to abolish the concept of labor for an entire generation of attractive women

[leo @kimvieira0]

I'll be very disappointed if my kids don't steal my Mercedes to go impress baddies at some point in their lives😂

[dr. onyii @Onyiibekeh]

I’ve to come the realization that “my type” is competent. I can’t stay attracted (for long) to an inefficient man.

[Risotto Broad @esthers_ghost]

Rare small business owner W

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

Unfortunately for everyone involved tardiness is a hard boundary for me. You can go do that with your other friends but not me.

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando alguém se senta ao meu lado com tantos assentos vazios

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

When the email says “any update on this?” and the update is I forgot it existed

[أمين @angrybIack]

s1-3 is some of the best television ive ever witnessed, like u genuinely HAD to be there the kids DONT KNOW

[olybekee @Sucre__Xo]

Need them to come forward

[Ach13ng'StanAccount. @Probablybakedaf]

"We regret to inform you....." aje na nishapangia hio salary?

[hypomana @profumana]

when y'all start strategically posting for a crush know that i'm there in the background Noticing

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

Me at 60 because I had to be financially stable first.

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

girls night, mini skirts, dinner, martinis & a digital camera

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

I love direct communication.

Please disappoint me in one clear sentence so I can get on with my day.

[cœur bleu @belkyiee]

les efforts d'un homme avant de t'avoir / après t'avoir eu

[desert eagle. @jaquwan_]

there literally isn’t anyone badder to me.
This is a bad ass bitch fr.

[ma chérie. @BigKingC_]

i am that person. go find the love of your life boo cuz it’s not me and i have enough friends.

[Kandidly Kamesha ✨ @KandidlyKamesha]

So many firsts still ahead and I’m excited for all of them. ✨