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Pretending your single for a night cause your rotten and reckon your gonna pull a worldie #stickydick

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Being a top pal and tickling your pals fanny then letting your lad lick your fingers so he's not deprived #cummymouth

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Wearing bras that are too small to make it look like you have massive tits #geordiesallover #worldiesprobs

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Letting steven gerrard poke you up the minge with his nose cos he's too lush #wetfanny #stickynose

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Sitting at the bus stop poking yourself to keep your hands warm #ienstiengotnoutonme

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coming to the clinic in your school uniform cause you've been bucked behind the bin sheds and caught a wart

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Feeding your lad your period juice when he's thirsty and he thinks its liquids vk's #toppbird

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cleaning your clit with your toothbrush #aquafresh #worldielassprobs

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Fanny farting after sex and being so embarrassed you dive down to suck their willy #sneakylass #worldieprobs

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having a shit in ya lads house and blaming the smell on the drains

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not shaving your pubes and showing ya fanny to the bouncers on LQ so they know you've hit puberty and won't ask for id

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clogging your face in sudocrem to avoid spots at all costs and ending up looking like you've just give a wicked blaaawy #worldielassprobs

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Drop kicking a grandad in eldon square and sqauting on their faces till you cum #hornylass #worldieprobs

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dishing out suckies left right and centre at LQs side door for free entry #worldielassprobs

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Giving the bus driver head on your journey cos you can't afford the fair #wisethinking #worldielassprobs

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pointing and laughing at the fat munters who dance on the shaker at the hoppins

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having sex on a night out then turning yi knickers inside out ready for the next shag #worldiesprobs

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Constantly being checked at the clinic cos you keep finding teeth in your minge #worldieprobs

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finding out your ex shagged a fatty so you start throwing greggs pasties at her #worldiesprobs #fatmunters