Rich Goff 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈

4th place Ludo Masters (Croydon South) 1985. Avatar features 5th-placed person's fist 30 years later. Can't we all move on, people...? #cpfc

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

You’ll need this for the rest of the tournament

[Rich Goff 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @worldofquark]

@holland_tom Happy wedding anniversary….?

[Rory Sutherland @rorysutherland]

Graham Greene once anonymously entered a Spectator competition to write the opening paragraph of a Graham Greene novel. He came third.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

British customer service. Best in the world.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Happy birthday to Clint Eastwood. 96 today!

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A shifty-looking guy in a kilt walked into a London pub, ordered a pint & put down the plastic bag he was carrying.

The bartender asked, "What's that?"

The guy answered, "6 pounds of plastic explosives."

“Thank Christ for that!" said the barman, "I thought it might be bagpipes."

[Rich Goff 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @worldofquark]

@CPFCAcademy @joe_cpfc_01 Played really well! Great crosses and throw-ins.

[Muse @xmuse_]

One of the most shockingly underrated masterpieces of the Renaissance is Anthonis Mor’s portrait of Sir Thomas Gresham (c. 1560), now in the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam.

When people see it today, especially in high-resolution pics, they often mistake it for a 19th-century photograph or even a hyper-realistic AI generation.

The skin texture, the eyes, the subtle sheen on the black fabric, make it feel almost disturbingly modern.

Yet this painting, created over 460 years ago, barely registers in the mainstream conversation about great art.

It deserves far more recognition.

[Jools @a_swift_half]

You don't need expensive advertising agencies when you have these elite skills.

[John Simpson @JohnSimpsonNews]

At BBC Broadcasting House today I recalled the story (apocryphal?) of Norway’s King Haakon arriving for an interview in 1940, when Europe had fallen to the Nazis.Receptionist (hand over phone mouthpiece): ‘Sorry, dear — where did you say you were king of?’ https://t.co/3TIHy4Le4o

[Rich Goff 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @worldofquark]

Public Information.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Train driver here, you want us to toot the horn when we drive towards the bridge you're peering over then give us a wave. No wavey, no tooty.

[Mark Mason @WalkTheLinesLDN]

Excellent work from @TimesDiary

[Simon Schama @simon_schama]

obviously true

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his road maintenance job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you