Rufus Harry

Wisdom out of the mouths of babes...

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

Mum, what’s that Stone Henge-looking thing over there?

- Actual Stone Henge I think.

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

Mum, will you go on Twitter and tell Chris off of Mr Beast that I support their trans journey?

- sure. What’s Chris’s twitter name?

I dunno. Chris?

- Don’t be silly. Nobody can be just @chris

*searches ‘Chris off Mr Beast twitter’

- Oh. Ok.

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

- Rufus can you please help me clean the bathroom?

Mum. We literally cleaned the whole bathroom a month ago!

#cleaningservice #howoftenistoooften

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

- A pound is about 450g. How many pounds in a stone?

I don’t know Mum. It depends how big the stone is.

#dutchkid #logic #imperial #metric

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

- Goodnight love. Love you. Slaap lekker 😴

Goodnight. Love you too. Mum, what’s a Cadillac?

#random #Cadillac

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

- Is it fun being you Rufus?

Yeah, pretty much. The only thing that’s not fun is that I’m scared of the dark.

- you’ll get over that

Yeah I know. It’s just phase that people go through.

#growingup #scaredofthedark

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

This

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

.@SecBlinken @trussliz Four students were killed in #Idlib on their way to school. 182 teachers are demanding world leaders to stop ongoing attacks on children by the Syrian regime and Russia. What will your governments do?
#ChildrenUnderAttack
https://t.co/xjDrAY3bIX

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

.@SecBlinken @trussliz Four students were killed in #Idlib on their way to school. 182 teachers are demanding world leaders to stop ongoing attacks on children by the Syrian regime and Russia. What will your governments do?
#ChildrenUnderAttack
https://t.co/xjDrAY3bIX

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

Mum, come and sit down with me. Now. How was your day?

#considerate #grownupboy

[Greens/EFA in the EU Parliament 🌍 @GreensEFA]

We won’t rest until Europe agrees to serious climate action!🔥

Tomorrow @Europarl_EN will debate and vote on the new #EUClimateLaw. The target to reduce emissions by 52.8% by 2030 is simply not enough.❌

We will keep on fighting ➜ https://t.co/SHHLSS9Ygb

#SaveTheGreenDeal🌍

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

Rufus does stuff so you don't have to...

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

@NinatheLucking completely

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

No, I don’t need gloves. Don’t need a scarf!
Mum! I’m NOT wearing a hat 🙄

*walks halfway down the street*

Muuuuum? My ears are cold. Can I have your hat? Thanks. Yes, and your gloves.

#shiver #soundfamiliar

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

You know something mum?

I think I’m about 89%, no actually about 50% well no, really about 14% definitely going to catch Corona.

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

- Don’t forget to wash your willy before you get out of the shower.

It’s ok mum, I did it yesterday in the bath.

#personalhygiene #boys #lifelessons

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

SUP boarding is great, isn’t it mum?

- It’s fantastic. I love it. Out on the water. Amazing. And it’s so quiet!

Yeah, and nobody can stop you either, because it’s not illegal!

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

- It’s an ongoing process Rufus. We can’t change things overnight.

No Mum, but we can change things during the day

#antiracism #KOZP #EducateYourself #SystemicRacism

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

When I’m big Mum I’m not going to have any kids.

- Why not?

I want a peaceful life.

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

Mum, please don’t make that food joke again.

- why not?

I don’t like the texture.

- what texture does it have?

A stupid texture.

#jokes #texture

[Rufus Harry @worldofrufus]

Playing 5 second Rule tonight:

“Name 3 things with wheels...”

Erm... cars, bicycles... and horses that have had their legs replaced with wheels.

#Quarantine #5SRule