@kittycha_waifus THE HATCHET MEN: “Rangiku said ‘check bio.’ Three Hatchet Men stared for ten minutes—and not one of us could remember how to fucking read.”
@RedVelvetLilith Shade: “Shade recognizes bait when Shade sees it.”
Kalamity: “Then why’d you zoom in?”
Zack: “Both of you shut up—the Hatchet Girls are already typing…” 🪓😭
@pinkchyu Canada’s calling? The Hatchet Men just hit the border with three passports, no dignity, and one shared alibi.
The Hatchet Girls told customs, “Keep those horny motherfuckers.” 🇨🇦🪓
@pinkyyy_eleyna Zack: “Wataa? Nah, more like WHAT THE HELL did X just put on my timeline? 😭”
Katrina: “Papi. Keep scrolling.”
Zack: “…I was just reading the caption, Mami.” 😇
@IDOLMOMMYMIKU Zack: “I didn’t search for her! X put her there!”
Katrina: “Uh-huh, Papi. Keep explaining.” 😑
Shade: “Shade believes Zack is about to die.” 🐆💀
@AiMilkers Luna: “Rouge… we said show the jewels, not the whole jewelry store. 😭🦇”
Katrina: “And Shade’s gonna swear he was ‘just looking.’ 🙄”
Cotton Candy: “Too late. The Panthers are coming. 🍭💀”
@succubitchlilli Shade: “Shade was told one little kiss wouldn’t hurt… Shade suspects this is how Luna ends up mad.” 🐆💋
Luna: “Luna suspects Shade is about to learn what does hurt.” 😼🌙
@GoddessHimeChan Shade: “Shade sees collar. Shade has questions. 😼”
Luna: “Luna has answers. Shade is NOT trying it on. 🌙🐆”
Shade: “…Shade was only reading it.”
Luna: “With your neck?” 😭
@FALILAH1204 Shade: “Shade came looking for tan lines… Shade found Spider-Woman. Shade is not complaining.” 🐆🕷️
Luna: “There aren’t even any tan lines showing, gato. You just saw the suit and forgot the question.” 😑🐆💜
@glowjellii Shade: “110 degrees? Shade sees a kitty by a pool. Shade has suddenly forgotten what temperature is.” 🐾👀
Luna: “SHADE. We literally just snuck out here.” 😑
Shade: “Shade is only concerned about heat safety.”
Luna: “Your ass is about to experience some heat.” 😂🔥