World Of The D Lee

Observational humour | Weekly Substack essays | Laugh at the absurd with me

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

Ken has taken a dirty phone call #popmaster

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If this is how good the Paraguayans are - imagine if they'd fielded the Guayans #GERPAR

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Happy #InternationalWomensDay! I hope everyone got the international women they asked for!

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You better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why.......

[George Osborne @George_Osborne]

The Bayeux Tapestry is coming to town! Tickets on sale 1st July ⁦⁦@britishmuseum⁩

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

It's so cold today, I may have to slice open the belly of my tauntaun and sleep in there

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Every year we light fires to celebrate a failed crime from 1605.
But what about more recent bungled plots?
🔥💎
https://t.co/G3QdIggX2V

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

I’ve finally accepted I’ll never remember who’s who in the Royal Family — but at least Andrew made things simpler.

https://t.co/KR58qVox4Q

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@AccidentalP

[Eastern Daily Press @EDP24]

Live updates as Prince Andrew is stripped of royal title and moves to Norfolk https://t.co/6tB9rQfDaH

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Even as one of the biggest fans of nineties music - 1998 sucked #TOTP

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@BBCBreaking

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U.S. government shuts down. Britain nearly loses its World Conker Championships. Yes, horse chestnuts. Knuckles of steel required. 🍂🥊
https://t.co/38WRzalas0
#BritishHumor #Conkers #MeanwhileInBritain

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

A peaceful evening walk.
A harmless question about food.
A sudden moral dilemma.
It escalated quickly.
https://t.co/Q7ggnLqg8E
#WritingCommunity #Humour #Essays #Substack

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

I’m outraged… but my entire day is already a digital footprint. 🤔
Read about the paradox of our outrage at the new digital ID scheme → https://t.co/ISVsIYpnnE
#DigitalID #PrivacyParadox #ObservationalHumour #DailyLifeIrony

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

Just dropped a new piece: The Eastbourne Identity. A quiet seaside town, a missing man, and the thin line between reality and invention.
https://t.co/6Dm17iCsuL
#writingcommunity #amwriting #shortstory #substack

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

Just dropped a new piece: The Eastbourne Identity. A quiet seaside town, a missing man, and the thin line between reality and invention.
https://t.co/6Dm17iCsuL
#writingcommunity #amwriting #shortstory #substack

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

So just so I understand:
Y'all happy to have an NI number to access free healthcare? But digital ID's are an affront to our liberty?

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Autumn in jitty form
Is jitty a midlands term?

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Gamified life: Apple, Wordle, Duolingo.
Read more: https://t.co/Z1w4WpTvf6

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Still here. Still hungry. Still waiting for the Rapture.
Car service still due. Wheelie bin still blocking my driveway.
Full story 👉 https://t.co/PCEcOsHqkN

[World Of The D Lee @worldofthedlee]

Pointless prizes everywhere. I’m still playing.
Read more: https://t.co/Z1w4WpSXpy