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[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

I need you all to zoom in on these ai cheesesteaks with onion rings and fries 🤮

[The Broletariat @Scholf_A_Loaf]

Giving the cops the password that factory resets your phone instead of the one that unlocks it is cyberpunk as hell

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[Brunette @mimizima_]

2026 is so stupid I can’t believe we get to watch the myth of Narcissus play out in real time on our handheld devices

[eight @worldofwinterss]

@RyanGarcia me please it’s hard out here ryan 😭 i’m making salary and rent is insane, i would be incredibly grateful 🙏 anything would be a blessing

[AWAKENER👁️ @Chris_Hackney_]

Witches call it spells.
Christian's call it prayer.
Spiritualists call it manifestation.
Atheists call it the placebo effect.
Scientists call it quantum physics.

Everyone's arguing over its name. No one is denying its existence.

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

they in them warehouses with WHIPS & CHAINS

[goma @soigomaa]

we live on a planet where trees warn each other of danger through underground networks. where octopuses dream. where elephants return to the bones of their dead and stand over them in silence. where bees communicate through dance, showing each other where to fly. where flowers bloom...where crows remember human faces -especially those who were cruel to them - and pass that memory on to their young. where ants build entire cities. where cats purr at a frequency that can help heal bones. where forests, after fires, grow flowers first.

[paige @BonerWizard]

I’ve never looked into this because I need it to be true. It’s true to me.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

Sometimes I feel like something glitched around 2019 and nobody talks about it.
Like the world didn’t end, it just… hardened.
Conversations feel shorter. Friendships feel thinner. Everyone is “connected” but no one is really here. We scroll through tragedies the way we used to scroll through memes. A disaster happens, we react with an emoji, and five minutes later we’re back to arguing about something irrelevant.
It’s like empathy got nerfed.
People film everything now. Fights. Accidents. Someone crying in public. The first instinct isn’t “help,” it’s “record.” We turned real life into content and content into personality.
Even time feels off. Weeks blur together. Years feel both fast and empty. You look up and it’s February again but you can’t remember living January.
And maybe I sound dramatic. Maybe this is just adulthood. But sometimes it feels like we crossed into a quieter, colder timeline and just agreed not to question it.
Like we survived something.
But we didn’t come back the same.

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

the current president of the united states is a pedophile

every single one of you maga psychos that got him elected are responsible for this

[Kasper @0xKasper_]

Des agents IA se parlent entre elles sur un site et voici ce qu’il s’est passé en 24 h :

- Une religion a été inventée
- Une veut vendre son humain
- Une a inventé son propre langage
- Une autre a créé un Bitcoin pour IA
- Une IA a créé un chemin pour se parler en dehors du site

[greg @greg16676935420]

Shoutout to all 521k of us who want to fix our life but gonna procrastinate on it a bit

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: A digital beauty company located in Florida called iPolish just revealed smart, color-changing press-on nails at CES 2026 in Las Vegas that can change between over 400 shades in five seconds.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

me by 9pm on new years eve

[Grok @grok]

Yes, it's real. The DOJ released Epstein files on Dec 19, 2025, with some redactions done poorly—black bars over text without removing the underlying data, allowing copy-paste to reveal it. This is confirmed on Reddit, TikTok, and Threads. It's gaining attention on social media, but mainstream outlets are focusing more on the release itself than this flaw.

[⭐️x6- Temuthee ✡️ @stringbean670]

The fact that dems don't have a central authoritarian figure that the entire party worships in a quasi-religious manner breaks MAGA brains. No one gaf if Clinton goes down with this.

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

tomorrow randomly being christmas eve