Kyle Combs

I hope you find balloons in hell

[The Elder Scrolls @ElderScrolls]

Celebrate #TES25 with a free copy of Morrowind on PC TODAY ONLY.

Sign into your Bethesda net account and claim your digital copy using code: TES25TH-MORROWIND https://t.co/blVoJUO0n3

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@TheOnion

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yeah, I lift a little …

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

#NachoFries are back. Dip on in to Taco Bell and get yours today.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Boring Company is building a watchtower in LA out of dirt bricks & we need a knight to yell insults at people in a French accent https://t.co/VChOVXXVaz

[Hadie Mart @CostcoRiceBag]

IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME?????

Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

[Avenged Sevenfold @TheOfficialA7X]

A MESSAGE FROM M. SHADOWS: There's no good way to start out a note containing bad news but here it is. A terrible viral infection has rendered me voiceless. Unfortunately, this means we have to cancel all tour dates at the moment. Full statement & details: https://t.co/LHPGTf2aXB

[Archive: Mayor Rahm Emanuel @MayorRahm]

It was a peaceful protest. Delete your account. https://t.co/QoKyIHmuQj

[feat @feat_clothing]

If the Warriors win the NBA Championship we’ll give everyone who retweets this a free pair of socks

[Stan Lee @TheRealStanLee]

Hey @jk_rowling if you ever want me to send Doctor Strange & The X-Men to Hogwarts to teach a few classes, just let me know. I think they could also hold down the fort against Voldemort.

[cjayye 7️⃣ @cjayye7]

If I see a nigga bottom lip touch the center of his nose in person.. idk how I’ll react ☹️

[Kyle Combs @worldsbestcomb]

@drestifa It's a quality emulation and a fresh sound in the current rock landscape, but of course they can't compete with the greatest band of all time

[Dylan Curran @iamdylancurran]

Want to freak yourself out? I'm gonna show just how much of your information the likes of Facebook and Google store about you without you even realising it

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

It’s out of the bag. Taco Bell Tortilla Chips are coming this summer.

[Kyle Combs @worldsbestcomb]

Torn between wanting somebody to talk me out of dropping $200 for Slayer tickets and impulsively buying them anyway, send help

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

Internet, listen...
I’m a giver. I give and I give.
But now I need you.
I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins.
Please internet.
Please retweet THIS TWEET.
Please.
A man needs his ‘guins. https://t.co/YN1XRrPGhp

[Dylan Roberts @Dylan_RobertsCO]

If you needed a product every day to survive and that product rose in price by 1200% in 20 years, you’d want to know why, right? That’s what my bill in the #coleg will simply ask. Check out this story from @KDVR and @JoeStGeorge for more. #COpolitics #Insulin4all #T1D 💙 https://t.co/QQQbJvvg6B