Stone Age.

Hardest.

[Stone Age. @worldwidew33d]

Was about to roll one in his memory

Sack your graphics designer immediately

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Born on April 16, 1965, Martin Lawrence became one of the biggest comedy stars of the 90s through his hit sitcom Martin and films like Bad Boys, Blue Streak, Life, Big Momma's House, and Nothing to Lose. 🙏🏽

Happy 61st birthday to Martin Lawrence. 🐐 🎉

[Stone Age. @worldwidew33d]

That first puff after 2 weeks ☺️

[Olamide Obe @olajideobe]

Is it a coincidence that the mail man just delivered my new ATM debit card to my house just some few minutes ago and here I am, seeing this Serah Ibrahim post about her bank debiting ₦37,000 for a new ATM card?

My card had expired and I wasn't even aware because this account isn't the one I use for my day-to-day transactions. My bank issued a new card for me to replace the expired card at no cost and they also mailed it to my house at no cost. I don't even have any need to go the banking hall to get the new card activated. All I have to do is to log into my banking app to activate the card.

What kind of extortion is the Nigerian banking sector subjecting the Nigerian masses into? ₦37,000 for a new debit card is nothing but an outright daylight armed robbery. The government and relevant regulators in the Nigerian financial sector need to step up and stop this extortion.

[Stone Age. @worldwidew33d]

It’s ricing to the occasion.

[sam🎮 @blanks_sj]

anyone else cooks rice and it stands at attention after it is cooked? 🍚🤔

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“How I Went From This Public Train In Qatar To This Public Transport In Lagos.”- Lady Who Visited Nigeria For Christmas

[Mayowa @Mayoveli]

Say what you want, but there is something deeply unsettling about the crop of young, rich Nigerian men who orbit the corridors of power. Many of them are so utterly spineless that it disgusts me. I often wonder if they are weighed down by their own dirty secrets or simply content playing the role of vassals to our aging political overlords.

What exactly are they doing with all that financial clout? Is their rise so dependent on political patronage that they must assume a slavish posture whenever they’re in the company of politicians? I once saw a young man, popular in political discourse here on Twitter at an elite gathering pouring drinks like a glorified bartender for the “Ogas.”
All that political knowledge, all that influence, reduced to pouring Hennessy at parties? Is that the pinnacle of political engagement now?

As a Yoruba man, I understand cultural deference to elders. It’s in our ethos. But this Cubana guy is Igbo, a people known for their egalitarian outlook and individual pride. So why the servile behavior? Why the self-erasure?

And you can’t help but notice how these so-called popular rich guys rarely take a principled stand on issues that matter. They’re the first to say “Yes, sir” to every oppressive government policy targeting young people, be it currency mutilation policies, business shutdowns, or social crackdowns. You’ll never see them mount any serious legal resistance or speak out with conviction. They seem allergic to courage.

What’s even more ironic is that many of them loudly claim affiliation with cult groups, confraternities supposedly built on revolutionary principles. But the only time they remember to act tough is when they’re beefing entertainers or engaging in petty turf wars. Burna Boy said something, and they’re ready to tear their shirts. But when real power threatens their livelihood or freedoms? They melt like wax.

I recently had an informal encounter with a Deputy Governor. I greeted him with respect, but my handshake was firm. No bowing, no groveling. I maintain the same energy with Generals and just about anybody. Respectful, but never subservient. And I stood my ground, because respect, in the real world, is not given to sycophants. They may smile at you when you grovel. They may even toss you a few crumbs. But deep down, they don’t respect you. Nobody respects a groupie.

How can you ever hope to compete for power with these men if you constantly act like their errand boy? This culture of groveling is why our political system continues to churn out spineless youths, people who should be bringing fresh energy and radical ideas into politics, but instead become clones of the very people they should be replacing.

This is in no way a call for arrogance or disrespect. Humility is a virtue. All the great men I’ve met in my life, I approached with honor, but never at the cost of my pride or dignity. There’s a line between humility and servitude and too many of our young elites have crossed that line and this is the problem.

[Stone Age. @worldwidew33d]

Mathematics is the bedrock of human existence.

[Dammy B 🎥 @_DammyB_]

You go think say English easy. Till i had a roommate that was doing her masters in English.

She dey do maths inside the English. I say ehn?

[Stone Age. @worldwidew33d]

Fela Anikulapo Kuti!!!

[Haster. @Haster18_]

He died but his music is still alive, name one artist?

[Stone Age. @worldwidew33d]

Thought he was a giant.

[Pulse Nigeria @PulseNigeria247]

Burnaboy and Anthony Joshua link up 🔥🔥🇳🇬🇳🇬

[Stone Age. @worldwidew33d]

God bless the women of today and how they dress
But shit man, I'm telling my bae to hide her breasts
Shit man, I'm telling side bae I'm not impressed

[Stone Age. @worldwidew33d]

@DeJLoaf Im Fuvkin to this, this weekend.

[Stone Age. @worldwidew33d]

My first puff of 🥬

[Stone Age. @worldwidew33d]

Speak your truth idolo

[Stone Age. @worldwidew33d]

Ungodly amount of ass in Lagos atm.

[Professor Labamba @BadmanFreke]

Insane number of beautiful women in Lagos, Jesus Christ....

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

The first song to reach one billion streams on Spotify was One Dance by Drake, Wizkid and Kyla #OTD in 2016.

[Stone Age. @worldwidew33d]

Well marinated between her thighs

['Leke Olushuyi @LekeOlushuyi]

CBN's New Electronic Foreign Exchange Matching System (EFEMS) appears to be the key driver of the Naira's appreciation in the FX market this week.

In case you don't know what EFEMS is and you're wondering why the Naira appreciated this week, here is a summary:

[Stone Age. @worldwidew33d]

Then how do I reach the Most High without getting High.