Frank

I will at one point say the dumbest thing you've ever heard

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

@PgaTakes @BFW @Topps back when they made cards with love and actually cared about the product

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

Why does it feel like everyone on stage at the World Cup group draw has a bazooka aimed right at them

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

My experience voting in NYC:

1. No ID required but the poll worker did pull my waistband back like they were shooting a slingshot and then took a picture of my wiener

[Seth Rosenberg @SethGRosenberg]

My experience voting in NYC:

1. No ID required
2. Zohran on the ballot twice in the top row
3. Eric Adams, who dropped out to avoid splitting the vote, still on the ballot
4. Cuomo in the bottom right corner, 2nd row

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Miguel Rojas, the Dodgers' No. 9 hitter, just took Jeff Hoffman deep on a 3-2 pitch with one out in the ninth inning.

Game 7 of the World Series is now tied, 4-4.

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

Camming my Schlittler so hard right now

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

18 seasons of throwing Ks and hating gays

[MLB @MLB]

Thank you, Clayton Kershaw 👏

The Dodgers star announced today he will retire at the conclusion of the 2025 season.

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

This American guy playing Alcaraz right now fucking rocks. Just hits the absolute piss out of the ball every time—sucks at everything else but is all gas no breaks until the wheels fall off. Never been more of a tennis guy than I am right now.

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

Three way trade:

Yankees Aquire:
Paul Skenes from PIT

Pirates Aquire:
Jasson Dominguez from NYY
Anthony Volpe from NYY
Spencer Jones from NYY
Aaron Judge but only on the weekends from NYY
Yandy Diaz from TBR

Rays Aquire:
Livvy Dunne
Cash

Who says no???

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

No puedo dejar de escuchar a Bad Bunny

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

Can you think of anyone you’d replace on @jaysonst’s MLB All-Quarter-Century Team?

(If you say Ohtani over Ortiz, my answer is maybe [probably?] at some point, but not yet.)

For me, the lowest-hanging fruit is Molina, but is anyone actually a lock to replace him? I’m not sure.

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

Austin Wells short porch lead off opening day home run > boobs

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

@darrenrovell @BarstoolBigCat “I have written over 499 tweets in an attempt to comment on this. I’m sorry if people think that a Massachusetts born man can’t enjoy Chicago sports. You got me?”

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

#Yao

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

@idktati well apparently it’s frowned upon for the fellas to let the dogs off leash

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

#YaoMingDay2024

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

@idktati I can explain I promise

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

What I look like:
What I’m listening to:

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

@TylerIAm Buddy’s got 9 full trays of lasagna under that jersey

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

@_n0tmike I’d let you make me juno

[Frank @WorldWideWeber2]

@idktati happy birthday gleyber torres