“lowkey rude” “Puerto Rican demon” ~ comedian. New York or Nowhere. rooting for all black people. music stan. supporting women’s rights and wrongs 🫡 LFGNYY🇵🇷
my bf fresh out of the shower: “can you bring me a pair of underwear please
yeah sure dude
i bring him the pair he just looks at them and goes
“No.”
okay well fuck me ig
NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON