Sara

Add me on neopets @ faellie_fan234

[Sara @worm_glider]

March 2020: *me, baking bread every week, learning a new instrument, and also taking online classes*

March 2021: *me, sitting on my toilet paper throne in sweat pants that havent been washed in 5 weeks*

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think

HARRIS: not true.

TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible

[proton @ProtonInspector]

For her? It’s always brat summer

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Same arena two weeks apart

[Marile Borden 🐝 🕶 @marileborden]

THIS is how you answer on late-term abortion. No one does it better. #HarrisButtigieg2024

[Cy💥 @Cybrid101]

Sonic Adventure 2 released on the Dreamcast 23 YEARS AGO today! 🌀

[Maw @TheEbonyMaw]

Wife talking to me while playing Animal Crossing:

“You see these groups of white flowers & groups of yellow flowers? The homogenous groupings annoyed me so I immigrated some red flowers into each groups & now they’re cross breeding & making orange & pink flowers and—”

Me:

[Sara @worm_glider]

In the lord’s year 2024 @PUMA can’t seem to fathom that someone other than a guy might want their Playstation collab

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Today I learned that aggressive baby goats have to wear horn noodles to avoid hurting each other

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Can’t stop watching this😂

[Sara @worm_glider]

Hot take: having a Monday off is better than a Friday off

[Sara @worm_glider]

Want to get 10-year olds out of Sephora? Bring back these ads

[Sara @worm_glider]

Randomly unlocked a lost memory of all the words to Jingle Bells in French that I learned in 7th grade

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

this is how i picture the microplastics in my body

[Pit (Comms Open) @Pixel_Pit]

duck

[Sara @worm_glider]

Petition for audio books to be narrated like podcasts

[Sara @worm_glider]

I could be climbing up the side of a volcano, in the apocalypse, swimming in a pool of sharks etc., and if someone asks “how are you” I will always immediately answer “good, how are you”

[maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry]

words to live by

[Sara @worm_glider]

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