lil stinker

Dean Martin fan account

[lil stinker @worm_spice]

Whatever woman’s dirty work Steely Dan was doing, I’m sure she was worth it. Stop complaining.

[lil stinker @worm_spice]

I love my sister!!!!

[lil stinker @worm_spice]

Drinking pickle juice

[lil stinker @worm_spice]

Shaving above the knee to spite my mother

[lil stinker @worm_spice]

Plato please let me back in the cave

[big beauty judy @samwaltjones]

a rotisserie chicken is an SSRI

[helena riley @freshhel]

I love how bad red hair looks on u guys

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

*misreads the vibe and asks you to marry me*

[lil stinker @worm_spice]

I feel like Jane Goodall at the gym

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Yo I think there’s a fucking fiddler on my roof

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Why’s the music I listen to so much better than the music other people listen to

[lil stinker @worm_spice]

there’s absolutely no way jeff buckley was not a lesbian. “all my blood for the sweetness of her laughter”? okay dyke

[lil stinker @worm_spice]

leave me alone (with the intention of pouting)

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

i’m not sorry i love a chaotic queen like nothing attracts me more than a woman who is violently out of her mind

[lil stinker @worm_spice]

the ppl in my building don’t clean the lint screen therefore i have no faith in society

[lil stinker @worm_spice]

one thing about me is i’m gonna spend money i don’t have on gifts for my friends

[lil stinker @worm_spice]

need to snort inject drink and smoke Grace (1994) immediately

[lil stinker @worm_spice]

before you buy florence givens book remember she’s literally lesbophobic pls 4 the luv of god