frank

happiness isn’t happiness without a violin-playing goat

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I am beyond blessed to inhabit the Earth at the same time as the moose, a beast of considerable proportions

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs

[frank @wormied]

brave move played by this man in the pub pulling a mince pie out his pocket on the 5th (fifth) of january

[frank @wormied]

@BlackLodgeBrew what do i have to do to get you to bring back the hundred dollar volvo tee? you can have my kidney etc x

[frank @wormied]

@AvantiWestCoast @thetrainline Hi, I’ve received this email RE my booking for the 21:39 service today, but there’s no indication on your website that it’s actually cancelled. It’s the last service of the night, so “next available” isn’t an option. Please can you advise?

[frank @wormied]

@yachtrocksocial get yourself to park road tesco PRONTO

[frank @wormied]

see u in court sweetie

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

My Big Pride Party hits @channel4 LIVE this Sunday at 9pm.

As a pun lover I want you to send in your puns that #MakeC4Queer. 'Big Fat Jizz of the Year' is the best I can come up with...

[Cher @cher]

Read something in Newspaper,& I Thought What Bullshit

[frank @wormied]

@denialmargin why did you do that

[frank @wormied]

@coaIchamber 🥵 the things i would do for it

[HIDEKI NAGANUMA｜CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS @Hideki_Naganuma]

tax fraud

[frank @wormied]

ok

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

People are going nuts for this delicious dipped chocolate egg.

[frank @wormied]

hard disagree. obviously it goes beep beep parp parp honk honk

[frank @wormied]

congratulations to the marketing intern who has just introduced the tories to canva!

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

⛽️ From 6pm tonight - for the first time in 20 years - fuel duty will be cut.

#SpringStatement2022

[frank @wormied]

unrelated but i believe in reincarnation now

[Tyrone Ping @itsrobotface]

Afrotyphlops schlegelii Schlegel’s blind snake. From Hlhuluwe, Kwa-Zulu Natal.https://t.co/h4VgduKLnN

[frank @wormied]

ladies and gentlemen…….the weekend

[frank @wormied]

@ChodSpot @LiverpoolChod three’s a crowd…? (couldn’t resist inserting myself into this sensational aldi car park sandwich)

[frank @wormied]

@denialmargin since HWEN did you have all the railfreight livery?!

[Cher @cher]

thank you 4 being a friend

[frank @wormied]

it’s the fact that my mum thought meatloaf had just turned vegetarian for me