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the bigger the hoop the bigger the mcdonal chiken noget (she/her)

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@TheTrashiestCan football gets its name from the way its played - players often kick the ball with their foot!

[Adam @BobbyFatt95]

Hello everyone, this isn't easy to write, but 2 weeks ago my Dad was diagnosed with Malignant Myeloma (blood cancer) it is at stage 1 but unfortunately isn't curable, only treatable. He's already started his treatment and has set up a Cancer Research link.
https://t.co/6brWuCmVyY

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@TheTrashiestCan ill leave a little kiss on a book

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@TheTrashiestCan

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@g4mergf u get sexier every day <3

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whenever i listen to music i just shuffle my playlist with 500+ songs so my spotify wrapped is basically just whatever spotify has decided to let me listen to this year

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@aquaeffyy SCREAMING worlds worst comeback from this man

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me: that guy was giving us such a dirty look just now

dana: what because we bought three chinese ready meals??

me: i was thinking more like homophobia

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i hate encores at gigs. they are so stupid and they annoy me and there is no point to it!!!!! just do all ur songs and say bye

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@meticillin @strangethrift Must have

[Peej @Probably_PJ_]

New product alert!!
I made these cute portraits for my self and some friends, and I've had such lovely feedback that I've decided to add them as a commission option on my Kofi!
Go check them out!
https://t.co/olHS2HAQud

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@aquaeffyy Literally the only reason i go for any job ever if it was possible i would simply just exist with no responsibilities

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applying for jobs is so dead like why do i want to work for the company??? i dont. next question

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also cant stop thinking about when i was scare acting and i turned away from the group and pne of the guys said ‘YOOOO that clowns got bunda tho’ like how was i supposed to act after that

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i gave this lady and her kids some money to put in a donation pot yesterday so they could enter this halloween thing and the little girl was like ‘thank you so much would you like this’ and offered me one of her sweets 😭 maybe some kids are ok

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@TheTrashiestCan my favourite flavour

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asda has gotta stop releasing guinea pig themed bedding im gonna bankrupt myself

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@meticillin @Pettlyapp Omg this made me CACKLE