Double-Ewe Queue

Purveyor of fine comedic musical facemeltery since 1996. Also I'm the guy from that thing.

[The FuMP (aka The Funny Music Project) @thefump]

Here are the winners of the 2026 Logan Awards!

Outstanding Comedy Music Video
@ninjasexparty - Zombie Handjob

Outstanding Parody Song
@insaneianb - WOKE MARXIST POPE

Outstanding Original Comedy Song
@wormquartet - I Was in the Weird Al Pit at Riot Fest

Congrats to the winners

[MC Lars @mclars]

The new album officially dropped today. Thank you @Oglio for making it possible, the Kickstarter Lartians who made version 1.0 possible, and all the amazing guests and collaborators including @ASH_TELL_EM, @schafferthedark, @wattwhite, @jaret2113, Gosh Diggity, @MegaRan, @deadmilkmen, @phonelosers, Dory Loup, D.A.T., Mike Sapone, @christinartnd, @wormquartet, @r2thespecialist, Lacey Johnson, Rodney Linderman, @adamfgoldberg, Liliia Kysil and everyone else who worked on this with me.

Physical CD (link in bio) comes with a cool zine. Streaming everywhere. Thanks to Bryan from @WeAreKooKoo for the demos and @Stanford and the San Jose Indigo Program for hosting tonight’s release party at my alma mater. Thanks to Gavin Jones, Judith Richardson, and all the teachers and producers who believed in me.

[Double-Ewe Queue @wormquartet]

@Microsoft customer support is beyond horrible. My mom's account was hacked and they absolutely refuse to allow us to talk to a person and any online forms have been ignored or dismissed. Bitch, if your automated recovery procedure had worked we wouldn't be calling you.

[Double-Ewe Queue @wormquartet]

Hey @UPS - What kind of absolute geniuses are you employing who see a delivery box and a covered porch and leave packages in the rain ON TOP OF THE DELIVERY BOX???

[Double-Ewe Queue @wormquartet]

Hi! I've been making videos answering questions about my "Totally Obsessed" appearance. Ok?
https://t.co/OzipRAmqzS

[Double-Ewe Queue @wormquartet]

The degree to which @Delta screwed up my most recent trip is staggering...and now they've "lost" my refund request. The "Whoops!" on their site should be painted on their planes, it's pretty much all I've seen from them lately.

[Double-Ewe Queue @wormquartet]

@mclars @ottobuddy OTTOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!! That's awesome!!!

[Double-Ewe Queue @wormquartet]

New Worm Quartet song "Whole Lotta Don't Wanna" available today on The FuMP, Bandcamp, and various streamy places! https://t.co/KXYR9WXZ6j

[The FuMP (aka The Funny Music Project) @thefump]

New FuMP! "Whole Lotta Don't Wanna" by @wormquartet

https://t.co/Six8CPZg8D

[Double-Ewe Queue @wormquartet]

@UPS will not provide receipts for shipments if you ship from a personal account. Even if you call them, they will not give you a receipt. SERIOUSLY?!!?

[Double-Ewe Queue @wormquartet]

Official video for Dead Rat Disco's "Tonight" - check it!!
https://t.co/fantHyYEcy

[Double-Ewe Queue @wormquartet]

Dead Rat Disco's first Winston-Salem show this Thursday!

[Double-Ewe Queue @wormquartet]

My band's new EP is now available on all the various streamy whatnot thingies!

[Double-Ewe Queue @wormquartet]

My new band Dead Rat Disco has a new EP live today on Bandcamp, hitting streaming next Friday! https://t.co/kNFwMPo6Jf

[Double-Ewe Queue @wormquartet]

This pile of human garbage is running for congress. I know I've only lived in North Carolina for just over a year, but I've met a lot of people in that time and I feel reasonably confident in saying that we're better than this.

[Austin Ayers @AustinAyers]

Goodnight everyone

[Double-Ewe Queue @wormquartet]

Last day for this! Get a bundle with all the available Worm Quartet vinyl or CDs along with a shirt, keychain, poncho, and stickers for 40 bucks!! https://t.co/gVDnivvt6l

[Double-Ewe Queue @wormquartet]

Ooo! What's this? Added two bundles to the Worm Quartet Bandcamp merch page for Black Friday! Get either ALL of my available CDs -or- my two vinyl records along with a shirt, poncho, stickers, and a keychain for 40 smackers! https://t.co/WhyAEPkfQc

[Double-Ewe Queue @wormquartet]

Finally the rest of you can see what I always see when I glance skyward - the blessed giant open-mouthed golden orb of hunger, consumer of the azure dead - hovering over us, ever-moving yet ever-mazebound. Happy Thanksgiving.