Double-Ewe Queue

Purveyor of fine comedic musical facemeltery since 1996. Also I'm the guy from that thing.

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The degree to which @Delta screwed up my most recent trip is staggering...and now they've "lost" my refund request. The "Whoops!" on their site should be painted on their planes, it's pretty much all I've seen from them lately.

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@mclars @ottobuddy OTTOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!! That's awesome!!!

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New Worm Quartet song "Whole Lotta Don't Wanna" available today on The FuMP, Bandcamp, and various streamy places! https://t.co/KXYR9WXZ6j

[The FuMP (aka The Funny Music Project) @thefump]

New FuMP! "Whole Lotta Don't Wanna" by @wormquartet

https://t.co/Six8CPZg8D

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@UPS will not provide receipts for shipments if you ship from a personal account. Even if you call them, they will not give you a receipt. SERIOUSLY?!!?

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Official video for Dead Rat Disco's "Tonight" - check it!!
https://t.co/fantHyYEcy

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Dead Rat Disco's first Winston-Salem show this Thursday!

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My band's new EP is now available on all the various streamy whatnot thingies!

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My new band Dead Rat Disco has a new EP live today on Bandcamp, hitting streaming next Friday! https://t.co/kNFwMPo6Jf

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This pile of human garbage is running for congress. I know I've only lived in North Carolina for just over a year, but I've met a lot of people in that time and I feel reasonably confident in saying that we're better than this.

[Austin Ayers @AustinAyers]

Goodnight everyone

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Last day for this! Get a bundle with all the available Worm Quartet vinyl or CDs along with a shirt, keychain, poncho, and stickers for 40 bucks!! https://t.co/gVDnivvt6l

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Ooo! What's this? Added two bundles to the Worm Quartet Bandcamp merch page for Black Friday! Get either ALL of my available CDs -or- my two vinyl records along with a shirt, poncho, stickers, and a keychain for 40 smackers! https://t.co/WhyAEPkfQc

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Finally the rest of you can see what I always see when I glance skyward - the blessed giant open-mouthed golden orb of hunger, consumer of the azure dead - hovering over us, ever-moving yet ever-mazebound. Happy Thanksgiving.

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CHAPEL HILL! This Saturday! 9PM! $10 suggested donation! Tell your hoodlum friends!

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@simonwu @RealCapnCrunch Silly Simon Wu! Cap'n Crunch is for Kids!

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@RealCapnCrunch ...blink twice if the S. S. Guppy has been taken over by covert Soggie agents and you need to be rescued.

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@RubenRodInSa @RepMTG @AwakenedOutlaw Don't question him. He works in mysterious ways. You're in a cult.

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ME: *Grabs a few sheets of toilet paper from the roll*
GOOGLE GEMINI: Hi, would you like to try new AI wiping?
ME: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH