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[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Before you speak THINK
Is it Trite
Is it Humiliating
Is it Idiotic
Is it Nevermind
Is it Krazy

[joey @wormsdeluxe]

Keurig Hotdog Water

[joey @wormsdeluxe]

Body Poison

[joey @wormsdeluxe]

@THELUOK (what’s this?)

[Izzat Hayes @AnimeSerbia]

Emergency.

[John Cogs @JohnCogs5]

Apparently a new bouncy substance has been discovered named Element Boing

[matt @mattybtweets69]

It’s important to worm up before exercise

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

An ant just tried to assassinate me with a microscopic rifle

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

ah yes, my timidity [hint of pride] like that of a mouse

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

Blue Crazy energy drink just released a new Azure flavor

[brewster @brewsternova]

I’m not allowed to listen to Yo La Tengo after 8PM because it makes me go crazy and hurt myself and others

https://t.co/NDYgAtJurq

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

(producer tag) I’m sorry!

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Friend: Hey what are you up to tonight
Me (ant): 🐜

[joey @wormsdeluxe]

Kevin Jarlick

[joey @wormsdeluxe]

avoidance wars

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power

[joey @wormsdeluxe]

@THELUOK this is actually so true

[joey @wormsdeluxe]

Hello my name is James Spaghettinight