Worm

[🅱️rody the 🅱️ede 🦣 @Brudhoric]

I have ARFID I can only eat oysters Rockefeller, lobster Thermidor, steak au poivre, and I can only drink Bordeaux from 2013 or earlier :/

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

thought I needed adderall, but I've just been saying "cash money" over and over again in my head as a mantra and it's doing the trick

[Skye🪡 @ANKLE_BITTENN]

not to be dramatic but i think dream girl in shibuya might be the most beautiful song to have ever been recorded

[elfin @pwiests]

sipping fruity drinks at the arcantina & playing old lana del rey on touchtunes

[space cowboy @Flawless_Cowboi]

can I come over and do this

[maria ˃ 𖥦 ˂(dms for skin removal only) @90smiau]

im a horrible manager

[Worm @wormsfeet]

@itskatsheet Looks like tooth pain to me, my cat was doing a similar thing after she ate or i touched her face and she ended up needing some teeth pulled. Not saying it’s that extreme, but I would definitely check with your vet

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

on sunny days i go out walking i end up on a tree-lined street i look up at the gaps of sunlight i miss you more than anything

[Worm @wormsfeet]

why haven’t they just made golf on different terrains a fun challenge thing like tennis instead of pouring millions of gallons of water into desert soil

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

This is Travis Kelce's fault. He should have been a better muse.

[grace MOVING @agneswickchives]

the concept of a movie where mark zuckerberg is crashing out before appearing at congressional hearings and then occasionally they cut to andrew garfield eating chips in a penthouse in singapore or something

[ria’s divine digest | BIA DAY | HAYTOUR NYC 🦢 @laughtilwecry]

taylor york returning to instagram afted a year long hiatus by posting a picture of a scuba suit after hayley said zissou is her favorite song

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

leaving every social situation feeling like i did something wrong said all the wrong things and made everyone uncomfortable

[🐀 gravy the human 🐀 @GravyTheHuman]

world of warcraft pretty fun when u dont have a bunch of losers on wowtwt telling u its bad

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

There’s a Mormon angle here that I don’t see a lot of people exploring

[milk @wet_foal]

Waking up today felt like unsticking my rat self from a glue trap

[𖧧 @reidahad]

sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

post-hangout affirmations

-i was normal
-there are at least 2 or 3 people alive
who are worse to spend time with
than me
-no one wants me to die
-nobody noticed when i missed my
mouth a little bit & spilled some diet
coke down my shirt

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

i don't understand love languages. i like all of that stuff

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink