Jarah

… to Ba Sing Se @kendragkq where the hEll have you been LoCa?!?!

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

I am currently crying because we don’t have bagels. I am a pathetic man.

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

Have y’all ever wanted food so bad but you don’t have it and your parents refuse to get it so the only solution is starving yourself and refusing to be productive until you forget about the food or get it cause same #iwantbagels #ihaventeatenin3days #imsohungry

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

Monogamy is for losers! We have two hands for a reason folks #girlytingz

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

Thinking about how my mom just walked in on me belting 17 while watching heathers and we both kinda stood there until she walked away #happenedlike3secsago #killme #girlboss

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

Wheelchairs are a way better form of transportation than walking. That shit felt like a goddamn roller coaster

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

@kendragkq Why are you suffering? Is it cause your not with me :(

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

This is for all the guys with foot fetishes

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

@kendragkq You know you like it

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

@kendragkq Also Michele. I hate Michele’s

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

Who tf names the child keith. #mydadcoworker #isnamedkeith #andhasamullet

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

@kendragkq I like how we’re sliding over the fact that I might have broken my foot and won’t get to compete tomorrow but ya Herbert’s a shitty name

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

Harry styles come fix this right now

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

When it’s the night before festivals and you did a funky pique at class so now your driving home an hour and a half early and probs won’t be allowed to dance at festivals #livelaughlove #everythingcomesin3s #killingmyself #whatsthepointtoliving

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

I would like to slice off my boobs thank you very much #girlytingz #fuckyou

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

Anyone else having a hard time live laugh loving right now

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

Getting caught reading fanfiction is #1 on my list of least favourite things that happen to me

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

Thinking about the time in second grade monika and I were fighting and in the middle of class she gave me a sticky note with a sad face and I started sobbing so the teacher had to take me outside

[Jarah @wormsforthewin]

Dopeydope mcdee dope