dan

nobody knows me here 😏

[dan @wormtiddys]

@TikLikesChaiTea @fartbuttsex30 google docs has edit history automatically enabled so you can go in and see exactly what was typed or pasted and at what time. they most likely went back into the document and screenrecorded themself going through the edit history.

[dan @wormtiddys]

i made the mistake of telling my autistic 6 year old brother that i already saw the minecraft movie but want tot see it again with him and now he’s sobbing violently because he says he’s the only person who hasn’t seen it

[sahaj @doordashedcigs]

good morning

[dan @wormtiddys]

was anyone else pleasantly surprised by the minecraft movie? i was sitting there crying from how hard i was laughing the whole theater had a blast

[dan @wormtiddys]

@MarySutton__ @KaitlinAme if you’re gonna try to scam atleast read though the tweet before replying

[dan @wormtiddys]

seeing how the sale went for sabrina today i am relieved that i spent $1000 i didn’t have on nyc tickets

[dan @wormtiddys]

@COSMlCSYD i got nyc tickets it was insane it was the cashapp presale and there were only 3000 people ahead of me and for the 200’s sections it was $490 and that was the cheapest option

[dan @wormtiddys]

$1000 for two sabrina nosebleeds and i did in fact buy them 😔

[dan @wormtiddys]

STYLE SHIWDOWN IS GOING TO MAKE ME KILL MYSELF

[dan @wormtiddys]

i fucking hate style showdown i just want to win the prizes and nobody votes fairly at all genuinely makes me want to quit dti

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

“Say Drake, I hear you like ‘em young”

Why Kendrick look at the camera like 😭

[dan @wormtiddys]

why didn’t kendrick play alright 🥲

[dan @wormtiddys]

@callahearts i was supposed to be asleep almost 2 hours ago but twitter 😔

[dan @wormtiddys]

why did everyone just forget that christ brown is a violent abuser…

[dan @wormtiddys]

i know my man glad as hell that i was locked in on the grammys tonight so he could go play games

[dan @wormtiddys]

@callahearts i vote fish!