dan

unlicensed and underappreciated

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Killing yourself all by yourself, beautiful?

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

i hate going outside because it reminds me how unaccustomed and far behind i am compared to everyone else

[Witch @witchwounds]

that one friend who needs to be killed for the greater good

[dan @wormyfig]

the put missing people in the Impossible Whopper

[dan @wormyfig]

Kid named blueprint ..

[dan @wormyfig]

me looking at the sun come up while i scroll

[dan @wormyfig]

neet this neet that i neet me a better job

[dan @wormyfig]

You’re so ethnically Portland to me..

[dan @wormyfig]

kid named boppit

[dan @wormyfig]

kid named finger

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

The way he fell after getting shot gave me the ick

[dan @wormyfig]

does lil tay ever think abt Tehran

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Throw away the whole friend

[dan @wormyfig]

hup! *jumps from your knee to your tip*

[x__x @bpdsins]

everything is sad or sexual to me

[dan @wormyfig]

getting cheated on could never be as bad as finding out your favorite schizoposter has a thriving social life and larped being an online fuckneet

[dan @wormyfig]

anti psychotics to us mean something different.

[dan @wormyfig]

to the man groaning really loud outside my window

[dan @wormyfig]

for my next shark tank proposal i am offering my body as a free use weapon of mass destruction

[dan @wormyfig]

no one larps the Reagan era anymore