vic

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[YUY 🩵🪽 @YUY_IX]

my tsundere dad

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[eva @pgpetal]

i’m irritated

[davey @justdaveyjustin]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[lizardBoi @lizardBoiFr]

JOJI AND YEAT

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

"crystal castles" was an Obama-directed government psyop to turn millennials into transexuals via subliminal messaging, but that doesn't change the fact that their music slaps

[xime @prettysoftaura]

at the bar, eating milk and cookies just how god intended

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

men will see this and be like hell yeah

[KFC @kfc]

HERE, DAMN.

[jumon.eth 🇵🇷🕷 @exJumon]

Mfw I open the box that my Wayfair cabinet was shipped in and there’s actually a child waiting inside

[໊ @lifemocksart]

too good to be true you like activis

[Oba Henny @SweatyKeef]

Double entendre. Don’t ask me how