Andy worrall

retired footballer mostly injured golfer

[Andy worrall @worrall_andy]

Why can’t they just make a rock/indie bar in barrow in Furness so I can have a decent night out instead of listening to Cotten eye joe everyweekend in fucking Hollywood

[Andy worrall @worrall_andy]

what an absolute shithouse @serenawilliams is screaming about her daughter in a game of tennis because she got hammered ohh and cheated and smashed up her racket called the umpire a thief then gets penalised so she claims the umpire is sexist

[Louise @Swift__Girl]

Throwing out fake claims of sexism & “doing it for the sisterhood” as shields when you’ve:
1. Acted like a bully
2. Broken the rules repeatedly
3. Thrown a tantrum
4. Been correctly penalised

is the lowest of the low...

I’m looking at you @serenawilliams #JustDontDoIt

[Andy worrall @worrall_andy]

refs arse fell out fucking bullshit he didn’t even give a free kick originally till the protests

[Perez @ThePerezHilton]

Me watching Roxanne Pallett’s “apology” interview on TV this morning like...

[Andy worrall @worrall_andy]

don’t know if it’s because i’ve just bought the game but i actually think the pro evo might be better than fifa proper football game can’t just ping it around like ping pong or smash it in from miles out or just use players with pace!

[Andy worrall @worrall_andy]

scumbags

[Andy worrall @worrall_andy]

despite the penalty pogba was incredible today lukaku might have scored 2 but fucking hell he could have scored 10

[Andy worrall @worrall_andy]

embarrassing performance from john moss fat shithouse

[Andy worrall @worrall_andy]

what a load of shite

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

🔴 It's hotting up at Turf Moor as Rashford is shown his marching orders!

Find out what he was dismissed for and see Pogba's penalty miss here: https://t.co/7TMOeezXDL

[Andy worrall @worrall_andy]

if we had kane up too this game he’d have scored 8

[Andy worrall @worrall_andy]

red card for that he’s squared up to him that’s it and bardsley kicked out at him he’s not full on nutted him or even moved his head forward shithouse ref

[Andy worrall @worrall_andy]

@AndyHodgson17 was meant to be on saturday got moved because of burnley playing europa league keep your hair on

[Andy worrall @worrall_andy]

why have i never seen this hahaha 😂😂

[Roc @Chops8592]

The greatest moment to take place in a Man United vs Juventus game courtesy of @GNev2 #UCLdraw

[Furness Golf Club Old Links @FurnessGC]

After the retirement of our caterers we are looking for applications for the following position.

[Preston North End FC @pnefc]

💬 "I felt honoured, I have been here a long time and it's a big step so I'm really proud."

Proud night for @BenDavies1108 as he captains the first team for the first time. ➡️ https://t.co/OIEELyW9hq #pnefc

[Andy worrall @worrall_andy]

@ManUtdVines @LiamJinks9 @tomharris702

[Mitchell Smith @MitchellSmith95]

Spurs named their price for Toby and Woodward said no it was too much money to pay for him... surely tonight has made him realise that he is on another level to any centre half in the club and what a massive mistake he’s made #mufc

[Andy worrall @worrall_andy]

like i said absolute spastics

[Andy worrall @worrall_andy]

what’s jones doing there all our centre halfs are spastics