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1 like y me inmolo

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i will serve cunt again just give me a minute

[Fefe @fedeebongiorno]

Quién paraaaa (pasarla como el orto durante dos horas y replantearse la vida entera)

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

POV: acabas de soltarme un dato que me ha confirmado que me mentiste hace 1 mes, 3 días, 5 minutos y 24 segundos

[🍒 @worrywort_]

amo comprarme boludeces y olvidarme y guardarlas en un cajón del living porque cada tanto lo abro y tengo sorpresas que me auto hice sin querer

[🍒 @worrywort_]

top cosas q me ponen mal la gente q
se compra ropa cien talles más chica

[🍒 @worrywort_]

venga falopita endovenosa si es posible

[Fefe @fedeebongiorno]

📺 Netflix anunció que la segunda temporada de “LOVE IS BLIND ARGENTINA” estrenará el 28 de junio

[໊ @boomihoor]

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with the sims

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[ana @shivlestat]

somehow the most progressive yet the most offensive show at the same time. there’ll never be another one like it.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

girls, we need to frantically and obsessively start reading books and finish them in less than 24 hours again.... remember how happy we were back then??

[Seth Daniel @sethdanie1]

As a millennial:

Phone is for fun internet (shit posting)
Computer is for serious internet (booking flights)

[🍒 @worrywort_]

tengo varios conocidos ya intentando ser influencers y me hace re pelota lpm te vemos yo tu mamá y la cajera del chino de la esquina por favor conseguite un laburo honesto

[matt @mattybtweets69]

What should I do for dinner and the entire rest of my life

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about them again like a sleeper agent

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?