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ᴅᴍ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍʏ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ ɪɴᴠᴇꜱᴛɪɢᴀᴛᴏʀ ᴇxᴘᴇʀᴛɪꜱᴇ. 37 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴏʟᴅ. ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ. 🕵️

ᴀʟᴛ: @anon_wdetective 🥃

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

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ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕙
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕪𝕤 ℝℙ 𝔸𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥
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[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

@stuntguytm @cyrylaccount We're all being playful, it's all good.

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

@stuntguytm @cyrylaccount Woah, wait guys, we can communicate about this, it was just a mistake! I fucked up, I'm sorry if you're upset.

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

@cyrylaccount @stuntguytm Whoa, hey there. Is that really necessary?

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

@DevilBoyLeland Yeah, I don't know why I was turned into a cat, maybe I pissed someone off? I don't know. But it was temporary so, not all bad.

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

Did my nephew turn into a dog or is that my imagination.

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

@stuntguytm @cyrylaccount Sorry that happened. ❤️‍🩹

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

@DevilBoyLeland Ah. I get it, random animal transformations have to be studied. It happened to me awhile ago.

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

@VacantCanvases @DevilBoyLeland Huh. Do you know why?

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

@DevilBoyLeland How'd that happen.

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

@cyrylaccount Mrow?

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

@cyrylaccount Meow mrrp mrow.

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

@DLitefulMcTreat @TheTomRyder // yesssssssss

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

// uh, doing this again cuz lowk idk who want me or not LMAO WHO WANT ME! also shipping can be familial AND platonic PLEASE!!!! I LOVE EVERYONE!!!!!

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

@tranquilflora3 @cyrylaccount what are you gonna get

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

@cyrylaccount I probably pissed someone off, honestly I don't know what happened.

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

@cyrylaccount @DevilBoyLeland How am I supposed to know? I don't watch over him at all times! Thing's happen sometimes, jeez! I was a cat last week, this is not out of the realm of possibility here.

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

@cyrylaccount @DevilBoyLeland Yeah, I don't know.

[dree ⋆˚꩜｡ @mocha_mitsu]

boo!
#nicecritters

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

@GracesHailMary Hell yeah.

[𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 🚬 @worstdetective_]

@Luke_iswatching Depends on what it is.