Michael Christmas

I am living proof

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

Flossing for her

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

My secret world

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

Bully me I like it

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

You find my awkwardness charming and endearing right?

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

Damn I’m happy in this life

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

Maybe I need an ego check

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

We gotta get in the splash zone bro

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

You’re my everything in a cute little human vessel but inside you might be something else like an ant or sorcerer

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

It’s a pervert party

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

I’m everything and more but also nothing at all Isn’t that beautiful

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

I’m never mad only sad

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

I wear the same outfits I did in a freshman in high school 8 years ago cuz I’m an OG and a baddie

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

Imagine hating me and I’m just trying o remember how to twerk alone in my room

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

I make grief my bitch

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

Murder suicide

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

Reflecting on my habits

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

Damn I can’t remember anything

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

I’m a good boy

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

@sharm42453 Actually it’s preferred

[Michael Christmas @worsteverperson]

@hunxhoszn Slitting my wrists in front of them